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gnafron Grenoble, France

Today, I went outside at 9am in my boxer shorts to get my mail in my garden. I'd put a shoe in the door to keep the door jammed open, but when I ran back, my dog had the shoe in his mouth and all the doors and windows were closed. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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Hold on, just let me get that brick I have in the coat closet.

Bad dog! Hide a spare key somewhere in your garden for future incidents like this.

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Teach to your dog to bring your shoes back to you then you're back home ! PS : Pourquoi tu l'as pas postée sur VDM ??!!!!!!!!

caligirllife 11

You had your door locked just to get the mail?

caligirllife 11

Self lock doors are very rare in the US. maybe cause there's a lot less crime than people think in our country.

See Spot Run...

ratman775 27

Thank you. I was trying to think of why that was so familiar...

undo who ever gets that I now like u

Haha I love the illustration.

welp he knows how to play fetch thats a plus!

aww how cute. love the illustration!

EAVL381forever 10

Why didn't u just unlock your door before u went outside??