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gnafron Grenoble, France

Today, I went outside at 9am in my boxer shorts to get my mail in my garden. I'd put a shoe in the door to keep the door jammed open, but when I ran back, my dog had the shoe in his mouth and all the doors and windows were closed. FML

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Hold on, just let me get that brick I have in the coat closet.

Bad dog! Hide a spare key somewhere in your garden for future incidents like this.

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is your last name Griswald?

Grabs the cinder block and brick and runs away. Muahahahaha

Closed? Well open it. You didn't specify if it was locked.

I suggest that you reread his FML because OP did say that the door was locked

have any "brief" encounters with the neighbours?

You deserve it if you don't have a spare key and you didn't think to actually unlock the door instead.

Lol Have a nice day

singer112110696 5

Lol, he must have been getting his revenge!

You couldn't have just left the door unlocked?

Similar thing happened to me. House sitting for a friend, didn't know the dog liked to play fetch with shoes and the door was an auto locking kind. I did think really hard about breaking the window to get back inside.

FYL... At least you were'nt fully nude..