Animals: Today, I went outside at 9am in my boxer shorts to get my mail...

gnafron 31 December 2013, 11:30 Grenoble, France

Today, I went outside at 9am in my boxer shorts to get my mail in my garden. I'd put a shoe in the door to keep the door jammed open, but when I ran back, my dog had the shoe in his mouth and all the doors and windows were closed. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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DrippingSarcasm 20

31 December 2013, 18:51

Hold on, just let me get that brick I have in the coat closet.

Paco_el_Taco 17

31 December 2013, 18:48

Bad dog! Hide a spare key somewhere in your garden for future incidents like this.

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TheRoyalBattler 5

1 January 2014, 01:52

DOGummit!

robj118 10

1 January 2014, 02:02

So you grab a shoe to jam in the door rather than simply unlocking the door? How did this bullshit make it onto FML?

ansleyyelizabeth 12

1 January 2014, 02:20

Why didn't you just lave the door unlocked? If your worried about someone walking in whole you getting the mail, some will more likely walk in when the doors open. Kinda your fault