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gnafron Grenoble, France

Today, I went outside at 9am in my boxer shorts to get my mail in my garden. I'd put a shoe in the door to keep the door jammed open, but when I ran back, my dog had the shoe in his mouth and all the doors and windows were closed. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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Hold on, just let me get that brick I have in the coat closet.

Bad dog! Hide a spare key somewhere in your garden for future incidents like this.

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Ydi. Just carry your damn key.

I feel your pain! My daughter locked me out of the house when she was 2

MayGirl2320 8

Lol! That's just adorable!

I'm sorry but that was your fault what were you thinking

Apparently, according to the comments, self-locking doors are exceedingly rare in the U.S.

godspeedkills 8

Jesus H. Christ just bring the key, jackass!

clear message mate

Looks like the shoes on the other foot now.

Next time, prop it open with a broom. Put the brush end on the outside, lay it face down and push it inwards. Works for me

Auto locking doors?