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gnafron Grenoble, France

Today, I went outside at 9am in my boxer shorts to get my mail in my garden. I'd put a shoe in the door to keep the door jammed open, but when I ran back, my dog had the shoe in his mouth and all the doors and windows were closed. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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Hold on, just let me get that brick I have in the coat closet.

Bad dog! Hide a spare key somewhere in your garden for future incidents like this.

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Looks like you neighbors got a peep shoe :D

Hope its not too cold. Sounds like youve got a playful morning dog. --Either that or he has a great sence of humor lol

why couldn't you just not go out in boxer shorts

Because going out naked is too much ;)

Was your dog a boxer? OK just kill me.

Killed, and now buried :)

Leave the door unlocked or put something heavier. Or take the dog with you and leave a shoe in the door.

juststephhere 23

Run to the neighbours! Then hopefully they'll give you a warm blanket

martin8337 36

Next time leave the door unlocked from the inside, unless you live in a really bad neighborhood.

Couldn't you just have the door unlocked unless I am confused..

Could of just unlocked the door :/