Today, I went out for pizza with my boyfriend. He loaned me his debit card and loudly announced in front of everyone that his pin code was the numerical equivalent of "Fart", and repeated it twice, just in case I hadn't heard. FML
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Today, I ordered a pizza for delivery after a long day. When the delivery guy showed up, I realized I had no cash, so I tried to pay him using my credit card. Unfortunately, I couldn’t remember the PIN, and after three failed attempts, the delivery guy just stared at me in awkward silence and said, "It’s okay, I’ll just take the pizza back." FML
Today, my boyfriend's dad said he'd given my boyfriend £100 to take me out for a meal last night and he hoped I'd enjoyed it. Last night my boyfriend and I went to Pizza Hut, shared a pizza and split the bill. Turns out my boyfriend had simply pocketed the money without telling anyone. FML
Today, while eating at a restaurant, I commented to the waiter about how large the pizza was. He then writes down his number, pats his crotch fondly, and informs me that "everything" I'm going to find at that restaurant is going to be big. He was serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to a very elegant and expensive restaurant to celebrate our anniversary. When it came to the check, I volunteered to pitch in half, which he rejected by saying, "I got it". Little did I know was that "I got it" was short for "I got your credit card." FML
Today, I was eating pizza with my boyfriend and my friends. I was laughing and talking and went for another piece when my boyfriend grabbed my wrist and said that I had had enough. My friends all backed him up. FML
Today, the pizza delivery guy saw me in my underwear. My boyfriend is so ashamed of me that he pointed out to the guy twice that we were just roommates. FML
Today, my fiancé and I got a joint account recently, but when I got home he was on the phone to the bank claiming our credit card number was cloned, because of the ridiculous number of random purchases. I checked my online banking. It was all just my normal buying habits. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. When it came time for us to leave, I saw him write something on the receipt for our waitress. I managed to get a quick look; it was his number. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. I had to fart really badly, so thinking that he wouldn't hear me, I did so. He heard me and asked, "Did you fart?" I said "No, it was my dog." I don't have a dog, and he knows this. FML
Today, we ordered pizza. A long wait and several phone calls later, we found out that someone met the delivery person at the end of our driveway, signed our receipt, and stole our pizza. Way to check the credit card pizza people. FML
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cynthiaaah 4
why would he announce his pin number out loud...
skyeyez9 25
At least his "fart" paid for dinner.
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Comments (81)
Jimboom 12
Oh yea, sounds like you got a real catch there... but I think he is a guppy, some catch and release may be prudent in this case.
TheRealLori 0
At least now if you drain his bank account he can't blame you. You could say you lost the card, and his pin was public knowledge. Not saying you should do it...but...
CallMeHush 1
Some guys have gold cards, your's has a fart card. I vote Keeper!
PurpleWaffles 2
I second this!
DocBastard 40
This is just a pet peeve of mine, and I'm sure I'm going to get flamed all to hell for this, but pin code? Does no one realise PIN is an acronym? It bothers me just as much as saying "ATM machine" or "SAT test".
ILoveEggnog 7
I slap myself every time I say ATM machine.
toelie 26
It's not really working then, is it?
TheDrifter 24
At least Personal Identification Number code makes a little sense doc. Though mentioning it is a number code does seem a little unnecessary.
dudeitsdanny 10
Yo, Doc... Hate to say this, but SAT stopped being an acronym a good while ago. It no longer stands for Scholastic Aptitude Test(or anything at all), so.. SAT test is now acceptable.
Anfarwal 10
It's even more redundant when people say "pin number".
coatie 0
Haha your profile name is kinda mean lol
Bertj 5
Chiiiiiill out! :) It was probably a joke. Well at least I hope so. xD I wonder what his password for his computer is.
perdix 31
I'm sure the muggers and con artists within earshot found that hilarious!
truehitman2010 0
so his pins 3278?
NOTaVirginMojito 18
How is it 3278?
UpsidedownKayak 9
If you applied the numerical reference to his card, does it read, "5455 PULL MY FINGER"?
FryGuy24 4
Your boyfriend might not be as dumb as you think. ATM's use 2 Factor Authentication, the pin is useless without the card. So all you people who freak out when someone get's within 10 feet of you when you are punching in your pin, just know I'd also have to steal your card for your pin to have any value.
DjeePee 25
Thank you captain obvious. But, dearest captain, it is not that difficult to steal someones card. That's the easy part of the job. The big difficulty is knowing the right pin. And guess what...