Anonymous
Canada
Today, I went out for New Year's. When I got back, I found my house had been broken into. I found a note saying, "Happy New Year, sucker." FML
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perdix 31
You Canadians are so polite! American burglars usually pepper their missives with gratuitous obscenities, but yours only used the mild "sucker." I'll bet he swept the glass from the window he smashed into a nice, neat pile before he left with your stuff.
DocBastard 40
At least he didn't: A)accidentally kill your cat B)steal your cake C)walk in on you masturbating Be grateful.
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Comments (67)
gene818 13
Best not let it be an annual thing
smbio 17
At least at this rate, things can only get better, right?
L_Lovegood 19
I love the "Nuuuuuuu!"-face in the comic ;)
J9ssica 13
people are just so mean =S
Hustlasaurus 9
YES!!
Seeker304 12
Do you have a security alarm?
stars15 2
DAMN!! that sucks
SLaCkErZzz 2
Things like this really sucks....Totally agreed with the person above me....
rcbarnes 24
Very "Home Alone," of the burglar, eh?
WTFmoments75 5
Oooh, umm... Happy new Year! Heh heh ah *scratches back of neck awkwardly*