Anonymous
Canada
Today, I went out for New Year's. When I got back, I found my house had been broken into. I found a note saying, "Happy New Year, sucker." FML
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perdix 31
You Canadians are so polite! American burglars usually pepper their missives with gratuitous obscenities, but yours only used the mild "sucker." I'll bet he swept the glass from the window he smashed into a nice, neat pile before he left with your stuff.
DocBastard 40
At least he didn't: A)accidentally kill your cat B)steal your cake C)walk in on you masturbating Be grateful.
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hideyoself 4
well, did you at least had the curtosy to suck him off?
DakotaCat 4
I recommend you find out who did it.. And on valentines day take a good old shite in front of his door with a note that says: Happy Valentines day biotch! If you can't find out who did it.. Then do it on Justin Bieber's doorstep
suuuuurrrrraaaaa 0
LOL! If you take it to the police, I'm sure they'd have a nice laugh to before searching for fingerprints lol.
mightymart 5
wow! some arrogant asshole.. i think i would spend a good part of my Life hunting the ****** down and making him pay very very slowly...
BlahLand 0
i love what u said its sooo evil
BlahLand 0
awwh that just sucks soo much op i hope for the best and karma to be brought into those stupid thiefs Happy New Year :)
sebaspaisa899 5
WTF r u the guy from cholo aventures?
soccerchica04 0
that's sucks r y rich
djjaxon2001 4
Crazy son of a bitch
DeathBunny218 37
Let's hope it doesn't happen again (:
hateevryone 15
Happy New Years! Sorry that had to happen to you.