Today, I went out for coffee with a guy I really like. We met up at the local café, and decided to sit at a counter in front of the window. We talked and flirted for a while. Then he kissed me, and while he was kissing me someone banged on the window. It was my parents. They didn't know I'm gay. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a coffee date with the man I've been in love with for a while. Before I knew what was going on, he'd started chatting up a pretty girl sitting nearby. I had to drink my coffee alone while he got her number. FML
Today, at a party, I watched the guy I've liked for AGES come out of a bedroom with one of my gay male friends. They were in there for a while. FML
Today, I went to grab a coffee at a new café in town. While sipping my coffee, I noticed a man staring at me through the window. I thought he was browsing the menu before I looked up mid-sip to him staring at me in the eye, sucking on his finger. FML
Today, I went to a party where I met an amazing guy. After having great conversation all night and what I thought was a serious connection, I leaned in to kiss him. He screamed, forcefully pushed my face away with his hand, and said he was gay. FML
Today, I was going to walk up to my crush, kiss him, and tell him how I felt. We are already kind of touchy with each other, so I thought he liked me back. I walked up to him and kissed him. He kissed me back, then gently pushed me away. He quietly whispered, "I'm gay." Then walked away. FML
Today, I went out for coffee with my sister and my crush. I spent the majority of the date flirting with my crush, and when he dropped us off at home, I told him I had fun on our date. He looked at me surprised and said he'd thought I'd tagged along on his date with my sister. FML
Today, I finally opened up to my roommates about when I came out as gay to my parents, and how I was beaten and disowned over it. One roommate saw this as the perfect time to hit on me, since he's also gay and thought I was hot, but wasn't sure if I swung that way. Glad he was so invested in me pouring my guts out. FML
Today, I went with my dad to Starbucks. There is this really cute guy who works there and he kept looking over at me, so I went over to say hi. He ended up asking if my dad was single. FML
Today, I had a date with a guy. We ran into our gay friend at the theater, who insisted on coming along. My date was pissed, but I couldn't turn our friend away. Afterwards, my date texted our friend, mad because he crashed the date. Turns out he isn't gay. And only crashed it because he likes me. FML
Today, I finally let my parents meet a boyfriend of mine for the first time ever. My dad mentioned how he was happy to finally meet him, because for the past 4 years he'd thought I was gay. FML
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colbytow 0
They do now!!
Maltastic 0
#1 is right... if you did tell them before though, make them feel horrible for not listening to you. Don't worry about it though, if you like someone go for it. Don't let anyone change who you are, especially your parents, they have too much control over you as it is.
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Comments (69)
Saya_nee_chan 0
i agree with #33... especially by a window. if you were even remotely wanting to kiss him you should have sat somewhere where... oh idk... NOT the whole walking world can see you. seriously... nobody appreciates that. :(
Anonymus101 4
Well that's one way to get outed, #33 got it right here.
kellster 2
I'm all for being gay, but this just wasn't practical. First off, nobody likes a PDA, straight, gay, or otherwise. That's just rude. If you're in a dark bar late at night, that's one thing. In a "local cafe", though? Wrong place, friend! Sucks about your parents finding out before you were ready, but you really could have planned that better. Good luck to you. And knock off the PDAs.
cantgetworse 0
i think thats actually kinda cute, **** the parents
mzmaverickd 7
Mayyyyyybe you shouldn't have sat in front of the window but still... fyl.
meetmeinhell 0
GAY OR STRAIGHT PDA'S ARE GROSS GET A ROOM ROMEO HOE
ThatOneDude 0
read the FML again. he said that the other guy kissed HIM. he probably got into it... but he wasnt the one that made the move!
eschreib 0
ahahahahahahaaaaaaaa
randybryant799 21
Sure. Sitting in front of a window is a great way to make sure no one finds out.