Today, I went on somewhat of a blind date. The date was OK until he tried to spoon feed me. This didn't go over so well. Later, I noticed a strange looking brief case he was carrying. I asked him what it was and he whipped out 5 yoyos and did a yoyo show in the middle of the restaurant. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Not only I had already been on a date with the guy before, we'd also had both forgotten about it until halfway through the dinner. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. My date spent the whole time at the restaurant on his phone and didn't even try to show interest. Thankfully I'll never have to deal with this individual ever again. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. When I got there, I found out that the guy was a ventriloquist and was going to use his puppet to talk to me. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. The guy greeted me with a "What's up, bitch?", which I wrote off as him just being really laid-back. By dessert, he'd asked me if my boobs are real, then when we finished, asked how many more dates it'd take before I put out. So much for that. FML
Today, I went on a blind date at a restaurant. My date took one look at me and said pityingly, "Stuffed your bra, didn't ya? Seriously, why even bother?" The douche then started trying to lecture me on "false advertising". FML
Today, I went on a blind date, even though the whole concept freaks me out a bit. My date showed up with his sister, who sat at our table and critiqued everything we did, from how I chewed my food, to the way we nervously laughed. He hardly said a word the whole time. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. When I arrived, the guy looked nothing like his profile picture. We started chatting, and things were going fine until he asked, “So, what do you think about my date?” I replied, “Uh, I think it’s going well!” He responded, “I was talking about the waitress. I’m married.” FML
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was 'really his own best friend'. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. As soon as my date saw me walking towards him, he checked his watch and said, "Oops, wrong place." Then walked right past me. FML
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Ami8919 0
Hey, he's obviously good with his fingers. Don't write him off too quick.
Get_Naykid 0
At least he was talented. Did he get your number? He could be of good use.
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SamuraiDeli 0
BAD ASS!!!
Dalarsco 0
FYL because of spoon feeding, YDI for not thinking the Yo-Yo Show was awesome.
DazzleThemForMe 0
Who cares if he busted out some yo-yo's? Why would you want to have a boring date where you just sit and eat and have small talk? At least he had talent. Maybe you're into boring people though. *shrug*
Hellzyes 0
F my life? Sounds more like "Thank god for my life". That guy is epic.
shawnarawwwrr 0
sounds like a winner you got there. you called him back, right?
missus_butter 0
F that guy's life. Maybe he got tired of not being himself on dates and getting dumped later when his yo-yo mastery came to light, so he's trying to show people who he is up front now. But the world is a harsh place when you're a yo-yo master... So after the date, he went home to his house filled with so many amazing yo-yos, and wept with only his yo-yos to console him. Sadly, he'd probably be a great husband to someone willing to accept him. At least he'd always be willing to "walk the dog".
DontPanic6x9 0
I fail to see what's bad about this?
pancakelover 0
God he sounds so attractive! I'd like to see his yo-yo tricks in the bedroom...
X6488 0
A briefcase full of yo-yos sounds awesome.
lunchmeat317 0
Punk'd?