Today, I went on a group job interview, where all the applicants seem to have the same qualifications. When the interviewer dismissed all of us but the prettiest girl, outraged, I told him he was a prejudiced pig, and should be ashamed of himself. Apparently she was the only one who had a car. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss told me I got my new job because she rejected candidates that seemed "too confident" or "too pretty." FML
Today, I went to an important job interview, only to be told I'm not what such a "prestigious" company was looking for. This from a pimply-faced 20-something who took a personal call on speakerphone mid-interview, and actually said "LMAO" out loud at his friend's joke. FML
Today, I went in for an interview at my dream job. When I walked in, I got a dirty look from the front desk secretary. Turns out, the guy interviewing me was from a dating website I'm on. I'd rejected him and told him to get a life. FML
Today, my friends gave me a complete makeover, which included clothes from their wardrobe, to prepare me for an upcoming job interview. I was then declined the position, because apparently, I "looked too wealthy" to need the job. FML
Today, I had a job interview at a local business with the owner who was man, and the manager who was a woman. I thought I did pretty well because I heard the manager whisper so, as I was walking out. Then I heard the owner whisper, "No fat chicks." FML
Today, I applied for a job as a secretary. As I sat in the waiting room, the interviewer came out with his wife. She gave me a once-over, then said to her husband, "Hire this one. She's so ugly, you would never have an affair with her." FML
Today, I had an interview to be a waitress. Afterwards, I had food in the restaurant, which is where I overheard my interviewer tell the manager he wasn’t going to bother hiring “that girl I just interviewed” because "her face is nasty and she’ll put the customers off their food." FML
Today, while waiting for a job interview, a woman sat down next to me and asked if I was here for the job too. Thinking she was also an applicant, I tried to demoralise her, and said the job was going to be a complete joke. With that, she stood up and said, "Do you still want to go into my office?" She was the interviewer. FML
Today, I went in to a job interview with 6 other girls my age. I tried to sit down on a chair exactly like the ones every other girl was sitting on. Then, one of the interviewers offered to get me a more "sturdy" chair. For the entire interview, I got to sit in the "fat girl chair". FML
Today, I had a job interview, for which I spent hours preparing. My interviewer was nothing more than a pimple-faced teen, and after only two minutes of reviewing my qualifications, he lost interest and started asking such questions as which Hogwarts house is my favorite. FML
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Top comments
Stupidstupidrat 0
Assumption, the mother of all **** ups. Get some self-esteem, stat.
blue8795 0
Guess you won't be considered in the future then, will you?
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Comments (152)
LemmaCandor 0
That's bull when you only get promoted or hired for having a car. I f*cking walk everywhere, for hours at a time, but haven't gotten called in to work because I don't drive. What happened to taking the bus? Or walking?
Bucinka 5
Some jobs, particularly those in sales, really can't be done effectively without your own transportation. Now, if that's a requirement for the job, it should have been stated in the job description. Maybe the interviewer just got burned one too many times by a former employee who was always late because they missed the bus or train, or at least that was their story.
green17 1
What sucks being a woman is if she's attractive everyone assumes that that is the only reason she's hired. Not every attractive person has no brains, whoever thinks that cleary has none
Skimbap 0
Its a double standard, get over yourself.
billyXcore 0
let me guess. the job was for selling perfume for sentura creations??
Tarah2112 3
Sometimes the prettiest girl is also the smartest.. Maybe your the prejudice one
megusta3 5
This shows everything that is wrong with modern feminism.
wiseKat99 13
Ouch.
zykrithium 22
Don't worry I'm sure he was just "mansplaining"
lucyisbae 18
If YOU thought she only got the job because she was pretty, aren't you the prejudice pig here?
Um_bye 21
Guess you're the prejudiced one?
wawa_sxm 15
genetics goes so far....some women spend hours preping themselves, others brush their teeth wash their face and are good to go....so yeah genetics plays a part but work plays a bigger part.....its just like school some are naturaly smarter but others work their ass off to make up for it (haha i think that was a pun)