Today, I went on a date with a great vegan guy in my class. We went to a vegi-restaurant, I dutifully ate all the meatless dishes, but he seemed pissed about something, and other diners kept giving me angry looks. After we left, I realised I'd worn my leather jacket to the date. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I spent hours cooking dinner for my date. When they arrived, they told me that I'd probably not paid much attention to their dating profile, as it clearly mentioned that they were vegan, and thus couldn't eat any of the food I'd prepared. FML
Today, I went on my first date with a girl I have been infatuated with for months. At the restaurant, the waiter came while she was in the bathroom. I ordered steaks for both of us. Turns out, she is vegetarian, and doesn't like it when men are "overly aggressive." She called me a cow murderer. FML
Today, I went on my first date in 8 years. While we were looking at the menu, the guy said: "So if you're vegetarian, why're you so fat?" FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house for dinner with his family. His mom cooked up a steak dinner, except that I'm a vegan, but trying to be a good girlfriend, I forced it down. Upon his mother finding out I was a vegan, she called me "disloyal to my beliefs." FML
Today, I was eating dinner with a friend when a really hot guy came up and introduced himself. He told us he was vegetarian, and I wanted to impress him so I told him I was too. I was eating a steak. FML
Today, I fed my husband a vegan beef burger so I could show him that it tastes exactly the same when he didn’t notice. He noticed on the first bite and spat it across the kitchen because he thought the meat had expired before I cooked it, and tasted disgusting. FML
Today, my boss was hosting some client representatives for a meeting and had offered to buy everyone lunch. The "healthy" place he's ordering from made me sick last time, so I'd politely opted out. At lunch, the reps glared at me in the meeting room as I ate my homemade chili con carne. Turns out they're all vegans. FML
Today, a hot guy asked me to meet him at a barbecue restaurant. I reminded him that I was vegan. He replied, "Oh, my bad. Forget it then." and didn't respond to my desperate follow up texts. FML
Today, my boyfriend spent half his paycheck on gourmet steaks, bacon, and all sorts of other meat. When I reminded him we were trying to go meatless to help the planet, he said, "Yeah, I'm done with that. The planet can burn." We'd only been vegan three days. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML
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guckylynn 19
It's stupid though because just because you're vegan doesn't mean you hate leather. For all they know it's fake, so why would they take time out of their meal to stare at you?
zelly05 0
uhmm I'm sorry I think u deserved that..:( out of all the things u could have worn..but a leather jacket?? o.O
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goonie85 0
Geez, it's not like you killed the cow and made the jacket yourself..... My friend is a "vegan" but she stilleats fish. she won't eat dairy or eggs, but thinks it's OK to eat fish. Some if those people are strange to me.
idkweird 0
Then your friend is not a vegan. That form of vegetarianism is called pescatarian. A true vegan abstains from all animal products. That includes in shampoos and lotions and clothing.
Shady_R 0
Vegan is just a label and if she wants to call herself a vegan who are we to argue?
idkweird 0
Because it's not technically vegan? There are different types of vegetarianism. Each one means a different thing. You can't label yourself a vegan and then say you eat fish. That goes against the definition of the word.
Tomaino 3
That's true. I'm black. Even though my skin is white and my family is white and came from Europe and there's not one single bit of Africa in my bloodline, I'm black.
darryaz 9
Seems to me that this situation will take care of itself. He won't ask you out again and you definitely don't want to be mixed up with a nut like that.
Oreogasm 5
my food ***** his food.
ImaginaryFoe 1
****** on* but win anyway. And it's ironic that you have a pic of Natalie Portman as your av since she is a vegan.
uxoriouswidow 0
FHL for being a judgmental prick.
iitz4l3x 0
Meat ftw
uxoriouswidow 0
#5 - They're also either incredibly ignorant about neurology, or have a very narrow minded view on ethics.
aardvarkish 17
veganism is a totally unrealistic quest for artificial paradise
Trollercoaster 0
No leather is an unwritten dress-code to vegan restaurants.
Good_old_Grim 8
YDI for being in a veg restaurant.
KingRDZ 0
well if your a veagan it's already a FYL
youthink_fml 0
Look close enough and all vegans are hypocrites.