Today, I went on a date with a great vegan guy in my class. We went to a vegi-restaurant, I dutifully ate all the meatless dishes, but he seemed pissed about something, and other diners kept giving me angry looks. After we left, I realised I'd worn my leather jacket to the date. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I spent hours cooking dinner for my date. When they arrived, they told me that I'd probably not paid much attention to their dating profile, as it clearly mentioned that they were vegan, and thus couldn't eat any of the food I'd prepared. FML
Today, I went on my first date with a girl I have been infatuated with for months. At the restaurant, the waiter came while she was in the bathroom. I ordered steaks for both of us. Turns out, she is vegetarian, and doesn't like it when men are "overly aggressive." She called me a cow murderer. FML
Today, I went on my first date in 8 years. While we were looking at the menu, the guy said: "So if you're vegetarian, why're you so fat?" FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house for dinner with his family. His mom cooked up a steak dinner, except that I'm a vegan, but trying to be a good girlfriend, I forced it down. Upon his mother finding out I was a vegan, she called me "disloyal to my beliefs." FML
Today, I was eating dinner with a friend when a really hot guy came up and introduced himself. He told us he was vegetarian, and I wanted to impress him so I told him I was too. I was eating a steak. FML
Today, I fed my husband a vegan beef burger so I could show him that it tastes exactly the same when he didn’t notice. He noticed on the first bite and spat it across the kitchen because he thought the meat had expired before I cooked it, and tasted disgusting. FML
Today, my boss was hosting some client representatives for a meeting and had offered to buy everyone lunch. The "healthy" place he's ordering from made me sick last time, so I'd politely opted out. At lunch, the reps glared at me in the meeting room as I ate my homemade chili con carne. Turns out they're all vegans. FML
Today, a hot guy asked me to meet him at a barbecue restaurant. I reminded him that I was vegan. He replied, "Oh, my bad. Forget it then." and didn't respond to my desperate follow up texts. FML
Today, my boyfriend spent half his paycheck on gourmet steaks, bacon, and all sorts of other meat. When I reminded him we were trying to go meatless to help the planet, he said, "Yeah, I'm done with that. The planet can burn." We'd only been vegan three days. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML
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guckylynn 19
It's stupid though because just because you're vegan doesn't mean you hate leather. For all they know it's fake, so why would they take time out of their meal to stare at you?
zelly05 0
uhmm I'm sorry I think u deserved that..:( out of all the things u could have worn..but a leather jacket?? o.O
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Comments (182)
brownlace 0
pls… unless he pays yours bills and puts food on your table tell him to go fk his self.
Fuentez 1
@8: I think the irony comes from the fact that she was contradicting herself.
Aloira 0
YDI for dating a vegan!
jojo9772 0
lol atleast it was fur
olw25 0
he should have said something. not ur fault. send him some pork ribs as a thank you for the date.
khung835 6
2nd LOL
scotts13 2
I see no problem with the leather jacket. It's your jacket, and you're not required to live your life according to the quirks of every little special interest group. People must not have enough things to be upset about, that they have to make them up.
DJ_Chutfield 4
YDI for dating someone so far up his own ass he can't even enjoy the date because of your ******* jacket. Who the **** is he to judge you? Dump him and also YDI for trying to convince him you're someone you're not. I was only gonna cause problems later on when he caught you with a burger and figures out you LIED to him.
catatonicsleep 17
It doesn't say anywhere that he pretended to be vegan
Sammara 0
Just be glad you got out of it now, before he tried to guilt you into becoming vegan! If he gets mad about a leather jacket, it won't be long before he starts saying things like "If you cared about me, you would burn down McDonalds."
nickforthewin 0
that is win
alya_fml 0
YDI for wearing dead animal.
saunder 0
hmm well u dont have to eat what u wear, its not like it was a non animal clothes place, it was a non animal eating place... people there = stupid