Today, I went for a run. I noticed a really hot guy mowing his lawn. I ran a couple of laps past him. After a while, when I slowed down, I smiled at him, and he said, "You look really hot." I thanked him, and he quickly replied, "No, I mean you're sweating a lot." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went out with a guy who, about 20 minutes into our dinner, said, "Wow, you don't sweat much for a fat chick." FML
Today, I went off for a jog. Outside, I saw my really cute neighbour, so in an effort to appear fit, I accelerated and kept my head up. As I got close, I smiled at him, just as a huge fly flew right up my nose. FML
Today, I decided to get back into shape and go for a run. With a 1/4 mile left to run, I saw a hot chick a block ahead of me running. Trying to show off I ran hard and passed her stopping just outside my complex. I started to throw up right as she came past me because I had run so hard to pass her. FML
Today, as I was running a cute guy was coming towards me. As he was passing me, he yelled "nice tush!" I said thanks and slapped my ass flirtatiously. He stopped running, laughed and pointed to my crotch, replying "No, I said nice BUSH" I looked down to see my shorts had rode up a bit too high. FML
Today, I went on a run with this cute guy I know. I was sweating untractively and profusely so I decided to discretly grab a leaf from a tree and wipe my face with it. A bird had done the same with his ass few minutes ago. FML
Today, I was at the gym and I saw a really cute guy working out nearby. I tried to get his attention by taking off my shirt and smiling at him. When he walked over to me, instead of asking for my number, he just said "Can you please put that back on? Thanks". FML
Today, a stranger called me, saying I look hot in the bra I was wearing. When I hung up, thinking it was a joke, I opened the back door, and saw a man running away from my backyard. FML
Today, I was on my run, running past the home of the very attractive guy in my English class. This time he was outside. As I was running I casually waved, he waved back, but because I was distracted, I didn't notice a rock on the sidewalk and ended up tripping and pantsing myself. FML
Today, I was walking my dog when I saw a cute guy jogging towards me. I tried to look cool and gave him a smile. At that exact moment, my dog stopped to poop directly on my shoe. The guy jogged past without breaking stride and muttered, “Perfect timing.” FML
Today, I was walking on the track when this really cute guy shows up. I was hot and sweaty, and wanted to impress him by pouring water on myself. Instead of being turned on, all he saw was me wiping my face on my shirt screaming. It wasn't water, I forgot I had brought Sprite. FML
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paperfox_fml 0
Yeah, there's nothing sexier than a purple faced panting girl with sweat stains under her arms who keeps circling your house. Gets me hot like nothing else.
halfpass 0
Way to ASSume. Conceited much?
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equinoxe_fml 2
There is nothing conceited about assuming that when a guy says you look hot, he actually thinks you look hot. Why are you people always trying to tell the OP s/he deserved it?
golden130 0
Doesn't necessarily mean he's not into you. Give him another try (sweaty girls are SEXY...it's actually true).
amagaeru 0
Conceited much? Seriously, what's with all of these "I tried to flirt with this hot guy and made myself look like an ass" FMLs? Just because you think you're super attractive doesn't mean that it's so, or that you're to his tastes. Next time, try acting normally next time instead of like a psycho stalker. And if that doesn't work, your life isn't over. Move on and stop whining about it here. YDI.
foolsangel 4
??? Since when was it out of the ordinary for guys to say, "You look hot!" and mean it as a compliment? Guys use hot to describe pretty girls all the time, it's not completely out of the question to think it was a compliment.
Amkii 0
Yeahhhh, you're full of yourself. You deserved it, Sweaty McConceited.
zoomster 0
YES #5!!! you really need to brush up on your flirting skills. You sound like a creeper to me.
Reasonable_man 0
My guess is that the man was trying to not sound like a creeper. Flirting/complimenting a random woman jogging... He didn't know you were interested in him? Maybe he thought your thanking his compliment was sarcastic. (Or he was already taken) @#5, actually, yes sweaty exercising women are very attractive. Exercise -> healthy & attractive.
tiltwrestler 0
To OP: Believe it or not, that guy probably WAS flirting with you! Clarification: He didn't mean you were "sexy" kind of hot. However, the "make an observation about the person or the surroundings" is like straight out of "how to talk to a girl 101".... LOL. So if you (the OP) had just given a sexy laugh and remarked about it, and then maybe asked him a question, and kept the conversation going, it might have gone somewhere! ============== And idk about all guys, but for me when i see a girl sweating its not like gross. i mean i might joke about with girls to mess with them, but in reality it shows me that they are working out. and when i work out, i get fit; so naturally, it makes me assume they are working to get fit, which is sexyyy in a way. so this guy might have not been grossed out, and just was flirting with you! ============= With all of that said: Do your running more often! cuz if you run all the time, you are (or at least will) probably looking good. And if you see him or pass him another time, start up a conversation. It might lead somewhere. who knows? ============= Last note to OP: Guys don't start random conversations with girls they are grossed out by. He wouldn't have said that to you about you being sweaty, if he was grossed out. Since guys think with their d*cks, he would have gotten queasy just thinkin about talking to you, if you were grossing him out. So clearly, if he started up a convo out of nowhere, he was probably at LEAST a LITTLE interested.
ihavefeet 0
Except that this whole thing is based on an episode of Weeds...
itsnotfair 0
All hail # 13.