Today, I watched my boyfriend flirt with a cashier and write down his number for her, through the liquor store window, while I sat in the car waiting for him to finish buying things for our "romantic movie night." FML
Opheliae tells us more.
Opheliae 22
Wow, I can't believe this got posted so soon, haha. Anyway, the beau had already purchased his beverage of choice earlier without getting anything for me, so we went back. I gave him cash to pay for my portion, which is why I know he didn't sign a credit card receipt because I watched him pay cash through the window. Not to mention they were smiling and talking for a solid 4 or 5 minutes, and he was on his way out when the cashier called him back, and that's when I saw him write it down. We've been exclusive for 8 months. Before that he had been single and livin' that bachelor life for nearly 4 years, so sometimes he gets out of line and I gotta reel him back in. When I asked him about it in the car, he said she was attending the same concert as us in the fall and wanted to meet up. When I told him my misgivings, he agreed and promised not to text her back if she contacted him. It's all good.
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etishuman22 32
And then you dumped him and took the liquor for yourself, right?
MGITSWFTC 17
Smash open a bottle of beer on his dumbass head and leave him passed out in a gutter. Or just dump him, that works too
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Comments (176)
sematariux 7
Get rid of that asshole, quick
TheCanucklehead 22
#59 or signing divorce papers
Obey_StudBoii 23
Dump him you deserve better.
musikchik 6
And yet you still call him your boyfriend? He'd be my EX after that. Lose the jerk!!!
wowthatissad 9
Make his life miserable. Pretend to enjoy the movie night. Then, when he's asleep, take a shit. An unholy shit. Take a small bristled object, like a toothbrush or a paintbrush. Put some poo on the toothbrush and gently scrub it into the pores of his face. Rub some of the feces on his chest, massage it into his scalp. then when he wakes to your seductive voice, scream " NINAH HOY MIN OY" and run out ofthe house. He will be so confused and scared, covered in your beautiful brown creation, alone in the house. Or you could just dump him.
etishuman22 32
What in the hell was that?
MEM0817 18
Which one is it? Dump him or take a dump on him?.... Oh and btw, ewwwww......
Hawaii84 16
**** him, dump his ass before he cheats on you.
azwethinkweiz87 11
People, I'm guessing she actually saw him pay with cash otherwise she would obviously think (like we all would) that it was just a credit card slip - unless she's _that_ paranoid of course?!
darknamine 9
You should have went into the store
TheLadyOpal 30
What, did he lock you in the car? Should've gone in and made a scene!
monnanon 14
that puts OP in the wrong straight away and gives her bf ammunition for shooting down ant future concerns she has about hus cheating becuase OP is "a crazy bitch" who attackrd a cashier over sometjing innocent.
notjanedoe 27
How do you know what he wrote down? For that matter, how do you know he flirted, maybe he was just being friendly and you misinterpreted the body language. Talking and laughing with a cashier doesn't automatically translate to flirting.
Opheliae 22
From what he told me she was mad hitting on him, and it didn't sound like he did much to deter her. I told him this was a no-no and should not happen again, at least not in front of me while I'm waiting. I'm okay with flirting, but do it on your own time, at the bar with the guys, don't give out your number, and don't follow through with anything.