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kalikanna Piscataway, United States

Today, I watched as my dad noticed a spider on the ceiling. Instead of getting a shoe, he pulled out a 9mm and shot it. I'm not sure if this is an epic win or a sign that my family is crazy. FML

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kalikanna 0

Well how about this. This tool place in Florida, not new jersey. Yes there was a hole in the roof but he patched it up pretty quick. Yes my dad is a redneck and it was a brown recluse so it deserved to die. XD

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Elovena 9

Wow, at least you don't have to worry about a burglar. :)

n3rdzgotskillz 29

Epic win. Easy. Your dad SHOT a SPIDER. That's actually impressive. Be proud.

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stewpididiot 11

I'm betting that the upstairs neighbors aren't thinking 'Epic Win' !!

homiechas24 3

That's how men do things around here

TreySongz911 0

Great aim!!! Win!!!

aduren1 5

I've actually always wanted to do that with the giant spiders and palmetto bugs we get around here *shudders*

keyshwantembo 0

50 cal would have worked much better

termanator20548 0

That man is my new hero

caboose2237 6

Definitely an epic win

shutterbug_brit 1

Oh man I just lied. I thought the pharmacist with the missing leg was the funniest Fml, but this wins! Btw your family is for sure crazy!

cantstandit808 2

Wow! At least he is inside the house. My dad shot at a hawk outside that was hunting a pigeon. Thing is we live in a popular city and he shot at it with a 357 magnum. I had the gun fixed so it wouldn't shoot, thank God, else he would be in jail or mental hospital.