Today, I was writing my narrative essay for my English class. When I turned it in, I was really proud of what I thought I wrote. Evidently for some people listening to music while writing essays is a bad thing. My essay was filled with little bits of ZZ Top lyrics. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I lost a grade on an essay, because according to my teacher, I put much more detail into my analytical essay than I should have. FML
Today, I had my teacher look over my essay before turning it in. He said it was extremely well-written, so I handed it in. When I got it back, the feedback he left said it was one of the worst essays he'd ever read. FML
Today, I turned in an overdue English assignment at college. My instructor accused me of plagiarism, writing that my sentence structure was "TO" good. Seriously? FML
Today, I poured my heart out into what had to be my greatest set of lyrics for my band ever, at the same time my teacher was explaining chemical changes to the class. At the end of the lecture he picked up my paper, and set it on fire to demonstrate a chemical change. FML
Today, my friend and I doodled on a sheet of paper trashing our English teacher. Later, I went to English class, and my teacher asked for us to take out a sheet of loose sheet of paper and write an essay. It wasn't until I had written on the whole front and flipped to the back that I realized I was using the doodle sheet. FML
Today, I turned in an essay after staying up late to work on it. I was away when the teacher assigned it, so I'd asked my friend what the subject was. It transpires that she'd given me the wrong one, all because she was mad at me for not returning her pencil. FML
Today, I was listening to music with headphones in my usually quiet class. At one point I really got into the song so I just quietly sang along because why not. Turns out by the end of the song I was singing at full volume, almost yelling, and my friend stopped me to say that. The entire back row was laughing. FML
Today, my teacher gave me a 0% on my personal narrative in my writing class. His only comment on the whole paper was, "Too long, didn't read." FML
Today, I asked my classmate to look over my essay. His comments were longer than the essay itself. FML
Today, in the class I'm teaching, I assigned my students an essay to complete for homework. One student asked me if I was deducting points for bad spelling. I teach English. FML
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Kgirl2cute 6
And this is why we proofread.
Malfunktyn24 0
Iv'e done that, Except I was at work writing down an order. The guy was ordering "sticky fingers", while his buddies suggested I just call him an asshole. (For some random reason) The result was one order of "Sticky Ass".
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Comments (83)
clothesoptional 0
Hahaha LMHO That's awesome!
Sammara 0
Proofreading isn't difficult. You should try it sometime.
lactosefree1 8
that's bawesome! (boss+awesome=bawesome)
DropTheDaggerxx 31
LOL'N.
perdix 31
That must have been a helluva an essay where you are wearing a pearl necklace and cheap sunglasses, going downtown to find some tush and then doing the tube snake boogie while flipping out with Great Danes.
ivanlawlz 0
so you wrote that you want some tush?
SadinSherman 16
Why didn't you read it again before you turned it in?
jkjorn 18
So now your teacher knows that you're a rough boy who woke up with wood, just lookin' for some tush.
J_Rari 6
are you guys idiots? zz top is awesome. those guys are anceint and they still kick ass and sell out shows. I've been to 3. respect the pioneers of music, people.
darkmis1 18
YDI for not reading over it before you turned it in.
Tvparker 0
Any cheap sunglasses