Today, I was working behind the bar at a club. After serving drinks to a guy, he asked me if I could carry them outside to the two girls waiting for him. I scowled at him and told him I wasn't a waitress. That's when I realised he had one arm. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw a drunk guy hitting on a girl sitting alone at the bar. She insisted that her boyfriend was there, but he didn't relent. So I went over and put my arm around her and asked "Who's this guy?" He walked away, but then I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was her boyfriend. He broke my arm. FML
Today, it was my first day working as a nightclub bartender. All through the evening, a really creepy bloke stood in a dark corner and leered at the girls on the dance floor. When I took the bouncer to one side to let him know, he told me the man was a coat stand. FML
Today, I was at a restaurant where the host is an attractive guy with only one arm. I was with my family, so I didn't want to be too obvious when checking him out. It seems like I was, though, because he came over and told me it was rude to stare at his arm. FML
Today, while working at the bar, I had a beautiful woman squeeze my bicep and tell me I was in amazing shape. Instead of flirting like any normal human being, I awkwardly said, "Thanks…" and then walked away in shame. FML
Today, I went to a club with some friends. I ordered two drinks from the waitress and gave her a fifty. She never returned with the change, and the rest of the staff claimed they didn't know who I was talking about. FML
Today, at work, I’ll admit that I wasn’t in a good mood. I work in fast food, and I went to hand this guy his food without looking and he didn’t grab it. I got frustrated so I FINALLY looked. With an equally as upset look, I noticed the guy didn’t have arms, so I’d just been shoving food in his face. FML
Today, I was going to work and got in the elevator. I was going through my bag for my phone and asked the man in the elevator to push the button for me. He gave me a look of death before I realized he had no arms. FML
Today, a shop I do work for sent a driver to pick up a large item. The driver was helping me load it, but was struggling and holding it awkward like he didn't know how to hold something heavy. Angrily I yelled at him to grab it like me with both his hands gripping the bottom. Turns out he was missing a hand. FML
Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML
Today, I was out clubbing, when I saw a pair of very cute girls sitting at the bar, so I went over, hoping to introduce myself. I swung my leg over the stool, and through no fault of my own, sat on my own balls. I quickly got thrown out for "harassing the ladies." FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
I understand your frustration, but there really was no need to scowl and snap at him. People deserve some courtesy.
michelleJ11 25
I feel obligated to click YDI just because you replied so rudely. I completely understand where you're coming from when asked to help carry his drinks, but there's no need to snap at the poor guy.
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Comments (122)
maigan332 14
Why would the two girls have a guy with one arm go get them drinks?
Phillies9513 4
Why does he need to be carried? He has two legs, right?
isabellasimone 18
Crappy customer service for sure...
_my_life_sucks__ 5
Service with a smile! :)
joselgarciac 9
Is like when you give someone shit and say "are you blind?" Then it turns out they were blind and you weren't paying attention.
nightshadejpc 3
Cut the op a lil bit of slack... They shouldn't have been rude but as a guy with one arm I usually just request a drinks tray and carry it myself... I find more often than not that people are more than happy to offer help but I prefer to try myself before asking.
rydersmomma 10
I run a bar....and waitress or not, if a customer asks for your help, you help them.... you would have Been fired on the spot
Shade1982 21
Wow, you must be fun to work for... If this is a reason to fire someone, pretty much all the bars around here would be completely employee-less (is that a word?).
Yeliab333 20
you couldnt have been a bit nicer? Really?
norwegianboip 17
Think - observe - act
YourVoiceofReasn 6
"Excuse me, miss, but would you kindly take these drinks out to the ladies who are waiting for me?" "I'M NOT A WAITRESS, ASSHOLE!" "But, madam, you do not understand. My arms, they are but one."