Today, I was working at a movie theater when I was called to clean what can only be described as "Dog Shit Surprise" out of a theater. FML
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superspy3214 16
OP here, first of all I'm still in school making A's in my honors courses and secondly it was neither human nor dog shit, apparently a guy brought his kid into the theater to see Paranormal Activity and the kid got so scared he threw up then dumped his popcorn and mozzarella sticks on the ground
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Tripartita 45
I always hate how much the theaters charge for Dog Shit Surprise, so I sneak my own in.
thenameisfatma 23
#26 someone told op to stay in school which is why I guess op mentioned their grades.
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Tripartita 45
I always hate how much the theaters charge for Dog Shit Surprise, so I sneak my own in.
ohSNAPyall 27
Paranormal Activity? Someone got the dog shit scared out of them.
Lalala579121 28
Then it wasn't Paranormal Activity.
higgysaurus 18
So watching paranormal activity turns humans into dogs?
azemazer_fml 17
If it's out of a theater, this should be none of ya business, or am I dum?
proudsock 17
you're dumb.
Lalala579121 28
I think you answered that for yourself, 13.
warrenhoward42 20
why the **** was there a dog in the theater?
Reedra 14
Service dog, maybe?
Brandi_Faith 34
Maybe the service dog went and the owner couldn't see it.
MandieL 27
Isn't a "dog shit surprise" when someone brings dog shit somewhere as a prank?
Kevinmeowbeanz 22
Which is actually quite offensive to people familiar with dog shit surprise as a sexual position.
CaletheLion 15
Better than a 'cow shit surprise' trust me...
LadyLuck93 20
And there's a dog in the theaters because?
superspy3214 16
OP here, first of all I'm still in school making A's in my honors courses and secondly it was neither human nor dog shit, apparently a guy brought his kid into the theater to see Paranormal Activity and the kid got so scared he threw up then dumped his popcorn and mozzarella sticks on the ground
neonvortex 25
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Glad to hear but no one questioned your grades..?
thenameisfatma 23
#26 someone told op to stay in school which is why I guess op mentioned their grades.
extremereviews 26
He wasted $80!
cailey1234567890 24
I had to clean explosive diarrhea off a wall at the theater I work at. If that makes you feel better at all :P
R3TROxLOV3 32
Just the wall? You lucky dog. At my first ever job, we had a lady who got it on her theater seat, all over the floor leading from her theater to the restroom, all over two stalls (walls, floors, toilet paper, door latches), all over two sinks, and the mirror for good measure.
meli1195 31
how does that even happen? was she scooping it up on everything?
HappyItalian 38
#41 and #29 Forget trying to figure out the secrets to the universe, I can't even begin to fathom how humans work.
DUBSTEPER98 15
I too work in a movie theater and I know how it feels to clean up random stuff ?
cailey1234567890 24
I can only imagine that my "accident" clean up was something along the lines of They almost made it to the toilet, took their pants off, and exploded.
R3TROxLOV3 32
48, pretty much. It was like she was finger painting with it. It was all pretty horrifying. When asked why she didn't go to the bathroom when she felt the diarrhea coming on, she said it was because she didn't want to miss the exciting part of the movie.
TorTor2816 6
I didn't have to clean it up but I one saw a grown woman crap in the hallway at the call center I worked all and trail it ten feet to the bathroom like just a massive amount of crap.... I was mind blown as to how a grown person could do such a thing.
Richard6036 13
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Aren't free theater tickets so worth it
allforfun 23
Dog shit if you're lucky. More like a patron probably did it