Today, I was working at a local restaurant when another server's table called me over to ask if I've "ever killed anybody". They informed me I looked like a serial killer. I informed them, of course, that I have never killed anybody. Another customer claimed I scared her child. I was fired. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was fired because a patron complained that she didn't like the way I kept staring at her kids. I was a lifeguard. FML
Today, after finally getting rid of an extremely rude, abusive customer, I muttered that I could kill people like her. I didn't know my manager had heard me, until a pair of police officers arrived. He'd reported me for "threatening to murder a customer". FML
Today, I was fired from my job because I would "scare" the customers. Two days ago, a coworker spilled fry oil onto the grill, causing flames to singe my eyebrows and the front of my hair off. FML
Today, I was fired from my job at a local family-ran restaurant. The Reason? The owner's daughter has been stealing money from the register little by little and has blamed me for all the lost money. The boss is still convinced it's me, though, because his daughter would "never tell a lie". FML
Today, a customer at work became violent and started hitting me and my coworker. Not wanting him to get the shit beat out of us, I used a move that pinned the guy on the ground. The police came and he was arrested. I was then fired for assaulting a customer. FML
Today, I was fired because my boss found out I had been looking for a new job. Then, I got a call from my only job prospect, saying I was overqualified and too young to work there as a waitress. FML
Today, I was fired from my job as a waitress, all because someone complained there was too much seasoning in their food. As I said, I'm a waitress. This happened the same week I was hired. FML
Today, despite filling all the parameters for a model employee and being praised by multiple people over the time I was working, I was fired because a client complained to my manager that I didn't seem to know what I was doing. FML
Today, I arrived at the pizza place I work at to find that I'd been fired. Apparently, the class stoner came in last night and not only demanded a free pizza, but also claimed that I always gave him one. I've never talked to this kid in my life, but my boss still doesn't believe me. FML
Today, I got fired from my job. I caught a customer taking pictures up my skirt, and my boss fired me for calling the police and "making a big deal out of it". FML
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bioclock 0
This is just so mean that I almost can't believe it. Who calls someone over to inform them that they look like a murderer? What did they expect you to say after asking if you've killed anyone, "Why, yes ma'am, I've murdered about 14 people. I target women wearing red on a full moon. Thanks for asking!"
roll_fukng_tide 0
hahahah we all get that... no, we dont actually. go get a makeover you scary **** :)
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Neenertastic 0
Was it that swastika tattoo on your forehead?
Neenertastic 0
tear drop tatts? swastika on forehead? mangy hair? that wild-eyed look? WHO ASKS SOMEBODY THAT QUESTION???
airandfingers 0
YDI for killing a bunch of innocent people
airandfingers 0
#12: "Today" doesn't necessarily mean "today." I bet most FMLs are at least a year old. While there are quite a few "I lost my job for BS reasons" FMLs, consider the possibility that some of them are from other countries. Not all countries have the same rights for employees as America does (some are better, many are worse).
JSiCw311 0
yeah this is fake.
tmp_fml 0
Wait, so are you a serial killer? Because, if you are, then ydi, because I don't wait a serial killer serving me.
heatherewf 0
I demand a picture of you!
thuryn 2
#24: Good Lord, man! Ever hear of English? You should try it sometime! #57: Why not? Being a *serial* killer means he's a careful planner and good at cleaning up. Otherwise, he would have been caught after the first one or two. I want a server who can remember my order the first time! OP: You mentioned Kansas (in comment 27; I assume that's you). Are you in a small town? Did you piss someone off and this is collaborative revenge? Either way, I'd love to see a picture of you. Can't vote without a pic! :)
catsizedgoldfish 0
#55 Really? I had not considered that "today" does not actually mean that this occured today. You sure schooled me. Your comment on worker's rights in other countries is valid. However, if you are seriously trying to state that this FML is not highly suspect, you have bigger problems to attend to.
InspiredByGaGa 8
that is so hilarious! maybe you should try not to look like a serial killer?