Today, I was working at a local restaurant when another server's table called me over to ask if I've "ever killed anybody". They informed me I looked like a serial killer. I informed them, of course, that I have never killed anybody. Another customer claimed I scared her child. I was fired. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was fired because a patron complained that she didn't like the way I kept staring at her kids. I was a lifeguard. FML
Today, after finally getting rid of an extremely rude, abusive customer, I muttered that I could kill people like her. I didn't know my manager had heard me, until a pair of police officers arrived. He'd reported me for "threatening to murder a customer". FML
Today, I was fired from my job because I would "scare" the customers. Two days ago, a coworker spilled fry oil onto the grill, causing flames to singe my eyebrows and the front of my hair off. FML
Today, I was fired from my job at a local family-ran restaurant. The Reason? The owner's daughter has been stealing money from the register little by little and has blamed me for all the lost money. The boss is still convinced it's me, though, because his daughter would "never tell a lie". FML
Today, a customer at work became violent and started hitting me and my coworker. Not wanting him to get the shit beat out of us, I used a move that pinned the guy on the ground. The police came and he was arrested. I was then fired for assaulting a customer. FML
Today, I was fired because my boss found out I had been looking for a new job. Then, I got a call from my only job prospect, saying I was overqualified and too young to work there as a waitress. FML
Today, I was fired from my job as a waitress, all because someone complained there was too much seasoning in their food. As I said, I'm a waitress. This happened the same week I was hired. FML
Today, despite filling all the parameters for a model employee and being praised by multiple people over the time I was working, I was fired because a client complained to my manager that I didn't seem to know what I was doing. FML
Today, I arrived at the pizza place I work at to find that I'd been fired. Apparently, the class stoner came in last night and not only demanded a free pizza, but also claimed that I always gave him one. I've never talked to this kid in my life, but my boss still doesn't believe me. FML
Today, I got fired from my job. I caught a customer taking pictures up my skirt, and my boss fired me for calling the police and "making a big deal out of it". FML
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bioclock 0
This is just so mean that I almost can't believe it. Who calls someone over to inform them that they look like a murderer? What did they expect you to say after asking if you've killed anyone, "Why, yes ma'am, I've murdered about 14 people. I target women wearing red on a full moon. Thanks for asking!"
roll_fukng_tide 0
hahahah we all get that... no, we dont actually. go get a makeover you scary **** :)
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isthisminh 0
wtf
Curtieeeez 0
LOL @ #10 xD!
macfluffers 0
To quote askaninja.com: "You gotta give your kids a handful of death everyday and tell them, 'That is LIFE.'" Too many people these days are trying to raise their kids into believing that the world is a nice and happy place. That only breeds to kinds of people: dissapointed, disillusioned ones and oblivious, selfish ones. By the way, I would have said, "Yes, but to be fair, the 16 of them tried to surround me and attacked first. It was self-defense."
kndarwin 0
They can't fire you without a good reason. So you should fight that, and get your job back, then quit.
amy_shmamy 0
thats what you get for now killing anybody
bubs_AKA_vermin 0
i agree with #6. they should've known. you should accuse the child for being a bratty little pussy and the mother for being over-protective. jeez, people these days.
shalvius 3
Today i posted my FML moment at site. no one has believed me. 2xFML
chickitychina 0
some serial killers werent too bad looking? :D...
AnnaSeptic 0
That's effed. I know how you feel, some people say I look like a serial killer too hahaha. It sucks, people are so paranoid these days. They can't fire you for how you look, you really kinda can't help that. You should sure your (ex)boss's ass. Or better yet, there's the obvious, kill him. I find crowbars to be very effective ;)
tiltwrestler 0
Do you happen to have a swastika tattoo on your left arm, other visible tattooes, a shaved head, giant muscles, angry countenance, and a beard? PS that aside, that child is a pussy. MAN UP! haha