Today, I was working at a local restaurant when another server's table called me over to ask if I've "ever killed anybody". They informed me I looked like a serial killer. I informed them, of course, that I have never killed anybody. Another customer claimed I scared her child. I was fired. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was fired because a patron complained that she didn't like the way I kept staring at her kids. I was a lifeguard. FML
Today, after finally getting rid of an extremely rude, abusive customer, I muttered that I could kill people like her. I didn't know my manager had heard me, until a pair of police officers arrived. He'd reported me for "threatening to murder a customer". FML
Today, I was fired from my job because I would "scare" the customers. Two days ago, a coworker spilled fry oil onto the grill, causing flames to singe my eyebrows and the front of my hair off. FML
Today, I was fired from my job at a local family-ran restaurant. The Reason? The owner's daughter has been stealing money from the register little by little and has blamed me for all the lost money. The boss is still convinced it's me, though, because his daughter would "never tell a lie". FML
Today, a customer at work became violent and started hitting me and my coworker. Not wanting him to get the shit beat out of us, I used a move that pinned the guy on the ground. The police came and he was arrested. I was then fired for assaulting a customer. FML
Today, I was fired because my boss found out I had been looking for a new job. Then, I got a call from my only job prospect, saying I was overqualified and too young to work there as a waitress. FML
Today, I was fired from my job as a waitress, all because someone complained there was too much seasoning in their food. As I said, I'm a waitress. This happened the same week I was hired. FML
Today, despite filling all the parameters for a model employee and being praised by multiple people over the time I was working, I was fired because a client complained to my manager that I didn't seem to know what I was doing. FML
Today, I arrived at the pizza place I work at to find that I'd been fired. Apparently, the class stoner came in last night and not only demanded a free pizza, but also claimed that I always gave him one. I've never talked to this kid in my life, but my boss still doesn't believe me. FML
Today, I got fired from my job. I caught a customer taking pictures up my skirt, and my boss fired me for calling the police and "making a big deal out of it". FML
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Top comments
bioclock 0
This is just so mean that I almost can't believe it. Who calls someone over to inform them that they look like a murderer? What did they expect you to say after asking if you've killed anyone, "Why, yes ma'am, I've murdered about 14 people. I target women wearing red on a full moon. Thanks for asking!"
roll_fukng_tide 0
hahahah we all get that... no, we dont actually. go get a makeover you scary **** :)
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Comments (124)
hydronium 0
#11 you deserved that one for reading FML comments in class when there's always the funny one that makes you laugh out loud.
forrealiluvmyslf 6
daaaaamn! LOL being fired isn't funny but the serial killer part is... Time for a new haircut and wardrobe update!
illuminati_fml 0
well if you were fired for NOT killing someone and you look like you would kill someone then atleast you know the right place to start. your boss.
thatminxmyrna 0
We have a guy at work who was growing a goatee that made him look like a rapist/child molester. At lunch the waitress told him he looked familiar and one of the other guys asked "have you been raped lately?".
14hatemachine 2
#7 makes this fml worth it ; ]
dwills36 0
I agree with seven, that's just ... stupid to ask someone if they have ever murdered someone. This is ridiculous, I would have said yes. And that you I was parole. And I forgot to take my meds
leftie 0
Sue your workplace, wtf? How do they officially explain firing you? They can't fire you because they don't like your looks - human rights, man
csdx 0
The correct response was " I killed a man... with this thumb", or "I shot a man in Reno..."
thombombb 0
YDI for even acknowledging the people at the other table, let alone giving them a response.
chiralcompound 0
People tell me that all the time...it's really kind of hurtful, I'm actually a really gentle person.