Today, I was wearing a letterman jacket that had my school name and "Okinawa Japan" on the back. A high school kid walks up to me and says, "I can't forgive you people for bombing Pearl Harbor." I'm black. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I wore my high school letterman jacket while I was out shopping. A man saw me and muttered to his wife about how sad it is some adults can't grow up and continue to wear their high school paraphernalia, constantly trying to relive their senior year. I am a senior. FML
Today, we had to discuss our heritage at school. When I told the class that I'm German, Japanese, and of the Jewish faith, my teacher laughed at the "irony." Something like this always happens whenever I tell people my background. FML
Today, I went to my high school reunion. I was super excited to see what everyone had done in their lives. The nerdy guy I bullied is now a U.S. Marine and already has two deployments in Afghanistan under his belt. He looked at me in his dress blues and said, "I remember you." FML
Today, I became the town racist for saying "black" instead of "African-American". I'm black. FML
Today, it was my high school graduation. Because our school colors were red, black and white, and our principal looked somewhat like Hitler, the senior class prank was to salute him when he finished his speech. I was the only one. FML
Today, I argued with a boy from school over a girl. I didn't know he was a black belt judoka. I'm still in pain. FML
Today, I was at a party. Everyone was drunk, and I happened to overhear someone say, "Where's that guy in the black jacket? I'm going to beat his ass!" I wouldn't have thought anything of it, had I not been the only one wearing a black jacket. FML
Today, I got hit on. By a high school kid. Who looks exactly like Napoleon Dynamite. That was the only time anyone has ever hit on me. FML
Today, I went to a veterans' reunion party with my grandpa. While there, a guy started yelling at me for having an unapproved haircut. It was my grandpa's old drill sergeant, and he thought I was in the army too. Everyone just smirked as he forced me to drop and do push-ups. FML
Today, my great grandfather got arrested. Why? He is still shell shocked from World War II, so when we went to a hibachi grill, he didn't want any of those, "Damn Japs" to touch his food, and our chef didn't take too kindly to his verbal assault. FML
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scooterdude720 19
You should have said (if he was white) "I can't forgive you people for slavery."
qassaq 14
Well kids these days not that much interested in details..
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Comments (185)
gabagabaheyu 10
"oh like America was innocent in the matter" thats what i wouldve said
wdthompson1 18
I was born on Kadena. Were you an Air Force brat or Marine brat?
deathrowdiesel 2
Why are they trying to judge people based on what their country did 72 years ago
phenomanand 9
i'm sure there are black japanese people, too
howdoilogin 9
Notice the poster did not specify that he -didn't- bomb Pearl Harbor.
4Madden 19
Ignorant ass, yeah the Japs bombed pearl harbor but we set off a nuke on nagasaki after they had already surrendered when we nuked Hiroshima. If anyone should never be forgiven, It's the United States.
schalk 12
You know "Japs" is considered racial slurr by some people, right? I did give you a thumbs up though.
unknown2126 14
Actually no, the morning after Hiroshima, they surrendered
unixdude 9
What does you being black have to do with people hating the aggressors of WW2?
BigMike50 1
Hahahahahaha!
Zimmington 21
The most ridiculous reason I've heard for being racists was the father of this girl I wanted to date in high school. He hated black people because his wife left him for a black man. Therefore she couldn't date me...
DuhFlyingPenguin 10
Black, White, Asian , or Indian , still wrong either way