Today, I was washing up in a public bathroom, when I looked up for a second and saw a kid in the mirror staring back at me. I gasped, as I thought the place had been empty. He whispered, "It's time to die." I screamed and ran out, only to hear him burst out laughing behind me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was using a public toilet stall when the lock gave way, and the door swung open halfway. I froze, and the person who was washing his hands at the sinks looked at me in the mirror and awkwardly said, “I see you.” I muttered, “I’m sorry,” as he walked out looking like he'd seen a ghost. FML
Today, I walked into my near pitch-black bathroom and saw a person staring back at me. I woke my whole family up with my screams. The person was my reflection. FML
Today, I was on the toilet and jumped when I saw a face at the window. It was my own reflection. FML
Today, I was pooping in a public toilet and a kid had walked in on me. I then heard him tell his dad, "It's okay, I didn't see anything, he was fat so his chubby legs hid it." FML
Today, my roommate decided to prank me by leaving a fake suicide note on the bathroom door and lying motionless in a bathtub full of water and red coloring. When I went, horrified, to take a closer look, he lunged at me and screamed. I was so scared I pissed myself. FML
Today, I was using a public toilet, when someone in the next stall reached under, grabbed at my low-hanging toilet paper and pulled at it at an insane speed, whispering some kind of weird chant. Then he suddenly stopped, screamed, and ran out. What the hell happened in there? FML
Today, thinking I was alone in a public bathroom, I started singing the words to my favorite song. A minute later that I heard a toilet flush, so I just sat there petrified. The other person sarcastically picked up the singing from where I left off. FML
Today, a girl entered the public washroom I was washing my hands in. When she saw me, she stopped dead in her tracks. I then saw her go to the door to make sure she was actually in the girl's washroom. FML
Today, I went for a quick piss at a restaurant. As I walked out the door, a little kid in the bathroom yelled, "HEY MISTER, YOU FORGOT TO WASH YOUR HANDS!" Everyone in the dining room stared, including my date. FML
Today, I went to the restroom to pee. A loud fart exploded out of my ass and echoed in the toilet bowl. I could practically feel my face on fire when I saw the horrified look on a little girl's face as I walked out. FML
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JoeGrant 12
Hey anyone else would have freaked out, don't feel bad.
BillyJones 4
that's when you punch him in the face and say it was a life or death situation.
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Comments (114)
Kateyez_26 13
What a ******* weirdo
Xotoolyxo 16
Gotcha (;
doitlikeabrotha 10
This is why i hate children, and why they feature in horror movies so much
Tootsieroll0505 19
If you havent noticed, YOU were a child. This kid is just playing pranks.
Ghast1234 9
And where were his parents in this?
Tootsieroll0505 19
You should back in and threaten the kid about calling the police. The boy wouldn't know, he's a kid.
strike2867 13
Hysterical or maniacal?
burningpassion69 6
******* brilliant on the kids part
stitesy29 18
Someone gie this kid a medal
stitesy29 18
**** *give
browniey 11
These days kids have been watching too much R rated channels/movies...don't feel bad OP.
theworldisflat 8
Lmao I'm sorry but Comeon think about it that's hysterical cudos to the kid who had the balls to pull something like that off reading this made my day!