Today, I was walking towards a party where I knew my cheating ex would be. I passionately rehearsed how I would have a go at him big time when I met him. Guess who was walking right behind me and heard it all. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while I was at the doctor's looking nasty and sick, I ran into my ex. He was my first boyfriend and he cheated on me the whole time, and then left me. I went into a room with my friend while we were waiting and told her EVERYTHING about him. Turns out everyone heard me, INCLUDING HIM. Now I have to see him tomorrow. FML
Today, I was at a party at my ex's house; he'd invited the whole team. We of course don't talk, but I just figured out he had a girlfriend. He said it right in my face and laughed. FML
Today, I went to meet a guy that i had already started to be involved with at a bar. We laughed, kissed and had a great time, until he admitted he was just doing all of this to make his ex-girlfriend jealous. Guess who was waiting for me outside. FML
Today, I was at a party and spent the whole night bragging to my friends about how I thought this girl was totally into me. As we were leaving, we saw the same girl making out with my ex. FML
Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, at a party I bumped into a friend of my ex. We caught the same bus home. He started telling me about my ex's "totally insane" ex-girlfriend. He refused to believe me when I told him he was talking about me. I had to sit there for half an hour as my personality was ripped to shreds. FML
Today, wanting to get revenge at my ex for and the woman he cheated on me with, I invaded their wedding during the ceremony and objected to their marriage, laying out all the facts about how they started their nasty relationship built on betrayal. I was thrown out by security as they laughed at me. FML
Today, a man came up to me and punched me in the face. He turned out to be the guy my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with. Apparently, she told him we broke up because I used to beat her. FML
Today, I was out shopping with my friends when I saw my ex. I instinctively tried to hide by quickly turning around and walking into a store. It was a mirror. I walked straight into my own reflection. FML
Today, after my boyfriend promised he wasn't cheating on me, I ran into him at our favorite coffee shop with the girl I suspected him of cheating with. When I confronted them, he acted like he didn't know me. FML
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Top comments
Jessj958 19
Next time, rehearse it silently, in your head, so no one hears you. I bet you were embarrassed!
SeepingSarcasm 7
Why would you want to risk spoiling a bunch of peoples mood at a party just to ''have a go'' at your ex? You should change your attitude, no one likes an attention seeker. If you don't, you are bound to have a few more exes in the future.
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Comments (75)
japtap81 16
First off, don't go to a party to start a fight with ur ex. Nobody will be on ur side, nor will they care. Second, ud have embarrassed urself more showing how psycho u are. Third, don't think out loud, it's proof of how psycho u are. You totally deserved this!
MalzxTheTerrible 4
I agree completely.
Werken247 14
He was probably cheating on her with one of her alter egos.
misskorrix 4
True that shit right there :)
The_Thinker 18
Perhaps you should've just let the tequila handle it later on. Or should I say, let it handle you?
interesting33 37
Hope you are okayOP - cheating is not okay :( He still needs to know this - but maybe talking it out would be better? Just explain that it is not right and you feel angry and upset.
SillyGirl4602 23
Everyone knows cheating isn't okay. She probably already told him off while they were breaking up. There is no point to go to a party and tell him off again. She needs to move on.
halluciNAYtion 6
OP, that was a horrible idea to intentionally ruin someone's party by bringing drama. Thank goodness you got caught. YDI.
canunu1 12
Well we know it wasn't Manti Te'O's girlfriend walking behind you.
Enslaved 38
Always be aware of your surroundings! Taught in self defense classes. Would have been helpful here, too. :P
RedPillSucks 33
So, was you ex's current girlfriend there also to witness your craziness?
lambda_fml 40
Im guessing it was your ex who overheard you rehearse [am I right?! :-)], so did you have a go at him big time like you wanted?
babeababe 16
Well at least he heard it how you wanted him to hear it. Most people, when it comes down to it, can't say it how they originally thought it.
xRezSynn 15
Next time just do it silently