Today, I was walking home from when I passed an old woman sitting on the curb of Walmart begging for change. I gave her my last dollar and felt good about it. Five minutes later I saw the same woman driving away in a car. I don't even own a car. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was driving back home after hanging out with some friends. I drove pass a woman standing next to a broken down car. I felt bad, so went back and offered her a ride home. Turns out it wasn't her car and she was a hooker. FML
Today, I saw a homeless man on the corner, I thought I would be generous and give him some cash. I rolled down my window and waved my hand for him to come over. As he was walking over, he was struck by another car. FML
Today, an elderly woman couldn't afford all of her groceries at the checkout so she started to take out a few things. I offered to pay for her groceries; she thanked me and walked out. An onlooker then came up to me and told me that she does it to someone every week. FML
Today, I helped an elderly woman push her grocery cart around the store, and look for her vehicle after she'd paid. After we spent ages wandering around trying to find her car, she remembered that she'd taken the bus today. FML
Today, I saw an elderly woman in need of help of crossing a street. I helped her across. On the way she just about fell and held onto me to keep from hitting the ground. After she left on her bus I reached for my wallet. It was gone. I had just been robbed by a 70 year old. FML
Today, I was sitting on the bus to the gym. I saw that an old woman needed help to get off the bus, so I got up, and helped her off. When I had finally got her down the stairs the bus closed the doors and drove away. I was in the middle of nowhere and the bus drove away with all my things. FML
Today, I gave a homeless man my last bit of spare change so he could get on the bus. Just as I was about to get on too, I realized I'd lost my bus card. I had to get off the bus and watch as the man waved at me through the window. FML
Today, on my way to work, I noticed a woman on the side of the road waving for help, her car appearing to be broken down. I pulled over, stepped out of my car, went over to her car, lifted the hood, and checked it. When I looked up to tell her what was wrong, she and my car were gone. FML
Today, while I was walking home, a homeless man saw me and didn't ask for change, but how much I charged. FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when a little old lady bumped into me and fell over. I helped her up and she thanked me for being "such a nice young man". It was only an hour later as I was in line at the store that I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet. FML
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bcmg44 0
Sucks when that happens to good Samaritans.
effyourlife_ 0
don't trust a ho. never trust a ho.
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Comments (113)
swerrwer 0
she probably lives in that car...
swerrwer 0
Oh and number 56 what the **** does this have to do with Obama???? you stupid **** Obama isn't giving money away to anyone he is investing it in our economy and struggling businesses with poor infrastructure. People like you enjoy so many luxuries paid for by everyone's taxes (NOT just yours!) yet you think our tax money is just going into the hands of "welfare ******," you are delusional. I bet almost everyone would agree they would rather see our money going to our own citizens than going to the Middle East.
meddude 0
**** you #56. ******* redneck asshole. i bet you supported Palin.
Failercoptor 0
shit, she gets social security, shes already got her hands in unco sam's pocket, **** that bitch
nazooer 11
#12 grow up, it's called a TYPO
RaTmRoCks 0
you got played
neverland_fml 0
You poor thing. This is why I don't trust people. You do one kind thing only to realize the person is scamming you. Hopefully that kindness will come back to you and that bitch will get what she deserves for taking money that could have been given to a real family in need.
nesj 0
There are sure a lot of scammers out there. It's best to donate to charity, not to hand out money on the street.
starvingxartist 0
i don't give money to anyone besides the guys who look like they're probably vietnam vets, which most of them are where i live. although, yeah, you didn't mention if it was a nice car or not hence she could be living out of her car. like, say, she could've been in an abusive relationship and was stuck, but left and all she had was her car. just sayin'.
lalosaa 0
aww, that suckss, you didn't deserve that. but don't stop being a good samaritan! thats why you should never give money to beggars on the street. if anything you should just give them food, if you have it on hand.