Today, I was walking down the street when a police officer started walking behind me with his dog. I sped up and tried to cross the road. He took this as suspicious and got the dog to take me to the floor. I've been afraid of dogs since I was 5. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was threatened with arrest for refusing to accept a citation for having a dog off leash in a park. It wasn’t my fucking dog! It was a very friendly stray that started following me on my morning walk. I tried to explain myself but the dog wouldn’t leave my side or stop barking at the cop. FML
Today, knowing very well that I need to be more active, I went for a walk. It quickly turned into a sprint when I was attacked and chased by a dog. FML
Today, I got mugged while walking my dog. He seemed to be OK with it. FML
Today, I was walking my dog when a lady approached me, commented how beautiful she was, and asked to pet her. I obliged and next thing I knew I was pushed to the ground and maced. She made off with my dog. The police is unable to locate them. FML
Today, I took my dog for a walk. He became friendly with another dog, and I reached down to pet them both. Suddenly, an old woman ran up to me and whacked me with her cane repeatedly. Apparently, her previous dog had been kidnapped by a woman who looked a lot like me. FML
Today, I got pulled over by the cops for swerving a lot while driving. I tried to explain that my dog bit the back of my neck, but as soon as I opened my door to show him the bite marks and the dog, he ran out of the car. I still can't find him. FML
Today, I went for a walk. I was repeatedly barked at, and almost attacked, by nearly a dozen dogs. I have cynophobia from being nearly killed by violent untrained dogs on several occasions, so just hearing a dog bark gives me severe heart palpitations. I'm not kidding when I say I almost had a heart attack. FML
Today, I came home on crutches. My dog was immediately afraid of them, and came running towards me, growling and barking. She ran right into me, knocking me over. FML
Today, I was walking my dog when I tripped on the leash, dropping his treat bag. He snatched one, looked at me, and ran full speed in the opposite direction. I had to chase him for three blocks, yelling his name. He thought it was a new game. FML
Today, I was walking my dog when another dog barked at him. My dog ran, pulling me with him. I fell to the ground in pain, with my hand still holding the leash. FML
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iAmScrubs 19
Yes, I would've preferred it if was something more gentle that had taken me down as well. Maybe a turtle perhaps? Or a sloth?
davidisbeast 12
That sucks .... Maybe you should've told the cop
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Comments (181)
life2007 0
13 you're an idiot. The OP shouldn't have ran. That's how cops get hurt by not taking actions of others serious enough. Most of the cops motto i know is i am making it home tonight and if you want to try and stop me im stopping you. He may have overreacted a bit, but OP shouldn't have picked up their pace.
muchagente 5
65 you're an idiot. no cop ever got hurt by someone walking away a bit faster. also, walking a bit faster can have a thousand reasons, as we see, so he could have asked first. a cop's job is not pushing people around with no evidence or reasonable suspicion. it's exactly this kind of cop that gives them their bad name.
180CS 2
Obviously this perpetrator was going to beat the cop to the donuts shop. Cop was just concerned that there would be no donuts left for him.
yaknowiverse 0
that sucks... I LOVE dogs!!
samicna 4
make a complaint to the watch commander and consult a lawyer!
addesso 0
Man that blows!
McAninch35 9
Get a dog or two. Ive been bitten twice by a neighbors dog and a stray, and my dogs are the only reason I'm not scared of them. Something like a lab or beagle. Just try not falling in love with one.
kickblocker 18
I've never seen a cop just walking around with a police dog
iDaniel525 8
Well, that bites.
Daralea 21
Yeaaa, not sure they're allowed to stick a dog on you unless they tell you stop first.
deviable 9
Cesar Milan helped a guy with cynophobia once. He was able to be with a pack of pit bulls unafraid by the end of the episode.
SteelCladAngel 0
Wwas that a musician or something? Afraid of his wife's little anklebiter size dogs?
meo56 3
Well they don't have guns in the UK so I guess dogs it is.