Today, I was walking around my new school trying to figure out where to go. Then I realized I was talking to myself. Out loud. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was so lonely that I had a conversation with myself on my way home. It was only when I reached my apartment complex that I discovered that my neighbour had been walking behind me, laughing to himself the whole way. FML
Today, I was taking a placement test for the new college I am going to. After the test and picking up a few numbers, I left with great pride. I opened the door and started walking out. I then realized that I had walked into the closet. FML
Today, I saw a girl walking to class by herself. I thought she was weird for not having any friends to walk with. Thats when I realized I was eating lunch by myself. In my car. FML
Today, I was out shopping with my friends when I saw my ex. I instinctively tried to hide by quickly turning around and walking into a store. It was a mirror. I walked straight into my own reflection. FML
Today, I realized how alone I truly was when I caught myself talking to a podcast. FML
Today, I walked into an office at work, ready to ask everyone a question. I then blanked and forgot why I was there the second everyone turned to look at me. I just stood there, nodded, and walked out. FML
Today, I was walking around with a friend, who I assumed was beside me, but it turned out she'd left my side minutes ago and hadn’t heard my rambling that some random person had. FML
Today, I was walking down the street when I saw someone I thought I knew. I waved enthusiastically and shouted, "Hey!" The person stared blankly at me, so I quickly turned it into a wave at someone else behind them. There was no one behind them. I was just waving and yelling into the void like an idiot. FML
Today, I was walking around school alone and felt someone tap my back. I laughed and turned around to find no one was there. I felt confused when I felt the tapping again, which is when I chose to yell at the nearest person, "What?!" I later found out it was a bottle in my backpack tapping me. FML
Today, I walked around town by myself for four hours because I was too ashamed to tell my parents that I have no friends willing to spend time with me. FML
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TempestJones 0
is it wrong to talk outloud to yourself? Crap!
lexuality 0
Whats wrong with that? Don't be so paranoid. Everyone does it.
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Comments (74)
Eddie_Paints 0
It's not bad if you talk to yourself,it's when you start having conversations with
Eddie_Paints 0
.....With yourself that you have a problem! WTF? Stupid crap posted before I was done typing! Freakin' iPod!
blairyboo 0
they wnt judge ur new and pple say directions out loud all the time dnt worry about it
BieberFeverLol 0
not weird at all! i do it all the time!
purplesucker 0
By the sounds of it, you were NOT talking to yourself, you were THINKING OUT LOUD. THERE IS A DIFFERENCE. And I'd be a hypocrite if I criticized you for that. I think out loud under my breath all the time.
burgerking83 0
I talk to myself for THE SEXUAL THRILL! THE SEXUALTHRILL!!!!!!
spoo 24
burgerking... your on the net. If you have to resort to that then there is something seriously... Special.. about you
Lolitia 4
Um. . .so what? Talking to your self is not an FML A FML would be "My dad's schizophrenic and today everything was beautiful and the stars came down to see me. When I tried to tell people to look, because the stars had come down from the sky they looked at me funny" THAT would be a FML. This... not so much.
Deemon_Cat 0
Best company is one's own company. *nods nods* Sort of. But really, I don't believe it's a big deal.
cooliodefined 0
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BlueTwist89 0
What. Is so bad. About talking to yourself? I don't usually do this but I think that talking out loud helps with reasoning and would probably calm you down, if you were nervous.
Jackiess22 0
#22, best comment ever. Also... so what. Were you muttering angrily and shifting your eyes while wearing a black trench coat? if not you'll be fine.
nishi_fml 0
Generally, talking to yourself or thinking out loud is, well . . . out loud. Anyway, there's nothing particularly wrong with it.