Today, I was waiting for a delivery between 9am-8pm. At 7:30 pm, I finally decided to have a 3 minute (desperately needed) shower. During which time the delivery man came. I ran down the street in a towel that barely covered me. He was driving away looking at me in the mirror laughing. FML
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Yeah, fair enough, OR 1). If I didn't run after the parcel it would have been sent back to the depot (in Bristol!) And would have gone back to America after 1day there! I would have had to pay extortionate posting for it to come back again! 2). Was being picked up at 8 - so yes I absolutely did have to have a shower! 3). If you'd been waiting all day getting restless would you not panic, given that you wouldn't expect out of a 13 hour slot - the parcel comes during the three minute shower you need?! And yes, it is my own stupidity - that's why it's funny, that I clearly have absolutely no common sense...hence the FML! To be honest I'd join FML too if all I had time to do with my day was leave criticisms on other people's jokes. :)
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Sparkey 0
that really sucks, but couldn't you have waited those last 30 minutes too?
allmidnighteyes 11
Don't they usually leave it in front of your door? Even if you need to sign for it, they'll usually leave one of those notes saying you need to go pick it up, or that they'll be back the next day to deliver it again.
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Comments (106)
cmb8280 24
Why did you desperately need a shower at exactly 7:30 pm? Why didn't you shower the day beforehand or maybe at 8:01?
Breegotcake 14
I normally have everything sent to my mom house since I never at my house bc I work, live & go to school in different cities. One time I had it sent to my apartment; the driver didn't even knock just threw it at my door. Smfh.
bridgetnikki 7
I call bullshit on this one, you waited all damn day until 30 minutes was left then you decided to take a '3' minute shower? Either you are really that stupid or lying...