Today, I was waiting for a delivery between 9am-8pm. At 7:30 pm, I finally decided to have a 3 minute (desperately needed) shower. During which time the delivery man came. I ran down the street in a towel that barely covered me. He was driving away looking at me in the mirror laughing. FML
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Yeah, fair enough, OR 1). If I didn't run after the parcel it would have been sent back to the depot (in Bristol!) And would have gone back to America after 1day there! I would have had to pay extortionate posting for it to come back again! 2). Was being picked up at 8 - so yes I absolutely did have to have a shower! 3). If you'd been waiting all day getting restless would you not panic, given that you wouldn't expect out of a 13 hour slot - the parcel comes during the three minute shower you need?! And yes, it is my own stupidity - that's why it's funny, that I clearly have absolutely no common sense...hence the FML! To be honest I'd join FML too if all I had time to do with my day was leave criticisms on other people's jokes. :)
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Sparkey 0
that really sucks, but couldn't you have waited those last 30 minutes too?
allmidnighteyes 11
Don't they usually leave it in front of your door? Even if you need to sign for it, they'll usually leave one of those notes saying you need to go pick it up, or that they'll be back the next day to deliver it again.
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Comments (106)
Demonik_soldier 0
YDI. could have waited 30 minutes for a shower
elphiexfae 6
...This sounds like something that would happen to me :P
angelicahxc 0
what could of the OP done waiting around the house all day that made them NEED a shower so badly? I would have waited till the next morning if I had to. or just til 8sih
homedoggieo 0
YDI for making yourself unavailable during the delivery time.
pIug 0
after ten and a half hours of waiting you couldn't sit through the last 30 minutes? YDI
Passerbye 0
You should have waited until after 8.
Jlevrt 0
you couldnt wait 30 more minutes???
SeximusPrime 0
That's murphy's law for ya. IF you're ready the delivery won't come till the last minute, but if you're not ready and a mess, the guy shows up right within the first hour.
Kamashii 0
Dam waiting 30 mins would of just ruined your night right? YDI
glitchedgamer 0
You couldn't wait another 30 mins?