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Today, I was travelling in a car. As I was discreetly picking my nose, we drove over a speed bump. It hurts. FML

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Guess you didn't pick a winner this time

You couldn't have picked a worse time.

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species4872 20

Next time tie a little bell to the end of your nose to alert the driver so they can drive a little more considerately. P.S. Best I could come up with at 3:45 am.

Guess you know how surprise butt sex feels.

Tissues are a great thing...which you probably didn't have

Tissues don't work for the dug in ones up top!

You're supposed to roll it up to make a tip

Look at all the haters trying to pretend that they never pick their noses...

You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you shouldn't pick your nose while going over a speed bump.

Good thing you didn't have to go to the emergency room with your finger up your nose!