Soso96
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Today, I was travelling in a car. As I was discreetly picking my nose, we drove over a speed bump. It hurts. FML
Today, I was travelling in a car. As I was discreetly picking my nose, we drove over a speed bump. It hurts. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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emh86 14
Guess you didn't pick a winner this time
ahabsfan 17
You couldn't have picked a worse time.
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Comments (29)
species4872 20
Next time tie a little bell to the end of your nose to alert the driver so they can drive a little more considerately. P.S. Best I could come up with at 3:45 am.
EricabrahamEA 8
Guess you know how surprise butt sex feels.
worldclassrager 41
Tissues are a great thing...which you probably didn't have
scyth3s 13
Tissues don't work for the dug in ones up top!
atomkraft 5
You're supposed to roll it up to make a tip
faifai_fml 21
Look at all the haters trying to pretend that they never pick their noses...
Lalala579121 28
You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you shouldn't pick your nose while going over a speed bump.
ogs_fml 6
Good thing you didn't have to go to the emergency room with your finger up your nose!
Solano2580 24
YDI.