Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I was the designated driver. It was also my birthday party. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
thedd
United States
Today, it's my 21st birthday. All my friends showed up at my house already drunk, so I had to be the designated driver. FML
happy bday
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Canada
Sobering
Today, is my 21st birthday. My friends took me to a bar to celebrate, knowing I don't drink. I'm now in charge of driving my friends home after they've had an awesome night. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I learned that when I got my driver's permit, I agreed to be the designated driver for my family. FML
Starter656
Today, I'm the designated driver for a Christmas party I wasn't even invited to. Not only do I get to watch people have a good time, but I'm also supposed to not get involved in the party. FML
IhatebeingtheDD
United States
Today, I was the designated driver for my friend's 21st birthday. On the way home from the bar, he threw up all the pasta and tequila he'd had onto the back seat of my car, and told me it was part of his whole party plan. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was the designated driver. On the way home with my drunk friends, they decide to give me a beer shower. I swerved, and was pulled over by a cop moments after. I was the only one arrested. FML
Anonymous
Edison, United States
Booze don't cure the blues
Today, it was my birthday, and even the person who seemed excited about me finally turning 21 and can legally drink forgot. Guess who got drunk alone tonight? This guy. FML
BirthdayBoy
Madison, United States
Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML
Coldflame
United States
Party hard
Today, I was designated driver for my friends. This entailed standing around in the cold for 3 hours, not drinking, dealing with drunk people, and oh yeah, I almost forgot, cleaning up vomit from my hair, my clothes, and my new car. FML
good friend
Missoula, United States
Today, my friends and I had our Christmas party. I ended up being the only one sober, and had to drive each and every person home. There were 15 of us. FML
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nahgemoohc 17
shit!! well, happy birthday!!
NomOnShroomz 14
Well hopefully you'll still get *musical note* birthday sex, birthday sex *musical note*.
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Comments (154)
latinjukes 2
happy birthday!
captainsaltyball 0
should we get you tampon for you pussy of a attitude you have
EZ2XLR8 7
As much as I feel sorry for you because its your birthday, but a) you don't need to drink b) you can always say no, nobody can make you be designated, because you obviously just caved c) there isn't anything significant about drinking on your birthday, so basically your friends are doing you a favour. If you have a set time of when to drive yourself and everyone home, go for a walk, or if there's enough time, go for a nice meal, despite the fact that you'll be by yourself, but at least you'd have a red collection of what you did that night and no migraine.
twisted54 1
a red collection?
rawrcookiemonste 5
great friends you have there...fyl
nonelikeworms 0
Should have gotten piss drunk and called a cab.
allthatremains25 0
look on the brightside, you won't have a nasty hangover the next morning!
yuvaluv 0
well, if it's your turn to be the designated driver, then I don't see a problem.
alcenwndrlnd 0
get new friends
some1azn 0
Wait so, why was it your task to drive when it was your birthday party...?
okevin 0
sounds like my life