Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I was the designated driver. It was also my birthday party. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
thedd
United States
Today, it's my 21st birthday. All my friends showed up at my house already drunk, so I had to be the designated driver. FML
happy bday
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Canada
Sobering
Today, is my 21st birthday. My friends took me to a bar to celebrate, knowing I don't drink. I'm now in charge of driving my friends home after they've had an awesome night. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I learned that when I got my driver's permit, I agreed to be the designated driver for my family. FML
Starter656
Today, I'm the designated driver for a Christmas party I wasn't even invited to. Not only do I get to watch people have a good time, but I'm also supposed to not get involved in the party. FML
IhatebeingtheDD
United States
Today, I was the designated driver for my friend's 21st birthday. On the way home from the bar, he threw up all the pasta and tequila he'd had onto the back seat of my car, and told me it was part of his whole party plan. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was the designated driver. On the way home with my drunk friends, they decide to give me a beer shower. I swerved, and was pulled over by a cop moments after. I was the only one arrested. FML
Anonymous
Edison, United States
Booze don't cure the blues
Today, it was my birthday, and even the person who seemed excited about me finally turning 21 and can legally drink forgot. Guess who got drunk alone tonight? This guy. FML
BirthdayBoy
Madison, United States
Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML
Coldflame
United States
Party hard
Today, I was designated driver for my friends. This entailed standing around in the cold for 3 hours, not drinking, dealing with drunk people, and oh yeah, I almost forgot, cleaning up vomit from my hair, my clothes, and my new car. FML
good friend
Missoula, United States
Today, my friends and I had our Christmas party. I ended up being the only one sober, and had to drive each and every person home. There were 15 of us. FML
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nahgemoohc 17
shit!! well, happy birthday!!
NomOnShroomz 14
Well hopefully you'll still get *musical note* birthday sex, birthday sex *musical note*.
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justanotherbird 19
Gosh, I have a lame friend just like that. Two years ago for my birthday we were going to this club to celebrate. I asked her if she wanted to take separate cars, since she usually leaves earlier than everyone else. She insists that she wants to come in our car so she could drink, so all four of us load up and go. We get there around 10:30. About an hour later she starts whining about how she is tired because "it's late" and continues to whine and ruin the party until we drive her home. She also leaves early for everyone elses birthday parties EVERY SINGLE FREAKING TIME saying "Oh, I have work at 10:30." Then, when her birthday rolls around, she asks everyone to take off work the next day for it. Yeah, not happening. :| FYL OP, get better friends for next year, that's what I did!
MissSwiss_27 0
ur friends suck
missIrene 6
You are a good friend
synonymous 1
I've been there. But consider the alternative of you, or someone you care about, getting seriously injured or killed because no one was responsible enough to be the DD. I'm not saying it doesn't suck, but I'd count your blessings that you all got home safe. Oh, and find better friends. ;p
structuredchaoz 4
You may have saved your own life. Heres your sign.
CrazyCountryGirl 5
well.....Happy Birthday!?....you kinda got the sucky end of that deal
mikaylaraymond 0
they arent good friends then.... happy birthday hope you had a good day other then that
j_cat187 20
get drunk anyways
LASERZ7 4
hope u had a great b-day :D
papidrew16 0
your friends can suck a. fat one