Today, I was texting a guy that one of my friends told me about. She gave me his number and told me about how he was deaf. Three hours into great conversation I forgot and asked him what his favorite music was. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I asked my crush what music he was into, misheard his answer because of background noise, so I spent 5 minutes enthusiastically talking about a band he'd never heard of, thinking we were bonding. When he finally stopped me and clarified, I laughed too loudly out of shame, then knocked over my drink. FML
Today, I was so desperate for human interaction that I asked a deaf girl in my class if she liked music. I actually signed it to her. FML
Today, I was sitting on the train when some crazy man started talking to me. I ignored him, and he tapped on my shoulder. He started blabbing and I just pointed to my ears and mouthed, "I'm deaf." He stopped talking. A minute later my phone rang and I answered it without thinking. FML
Today, I realized the guy I like is not deaf. This would normally be good news. However, for the past two weeks I assumed he was deaf after seeing him use sign language. I've been openly talking about him within earshot. FML
Today, I was texting this guy that I really liked. Things were going pretty well. I got a call from his number and excitedly answered it. It was his girlfriend asking if he was bothering me because he likes to text random people when he's drunk. FML
Today, I realized that I accidentally said my phone number wrong when I was giving it to a really smart, cute guy with all the same interests as me that I met at a bar last night. I'd had a few drinks and had gotten the middle three digits mixed up. FML
Today, I was talking to a guy I really liked, hoping that he would ask me out. Eventually he asked for my number. I was so excited that I couldn't remember it. FML
Today, I had a hour long conversation with someone I apparently was friends with a few years ago. I couldn't remember who he was for the life of me, so I just played along. Finally, I told him I didn't remember him. He had the wrong number. I had a long conversation with a wrong number. FML
Today, I had a video call with a couple of old friends, but the conversation sort of got boring, so I started mouthing words so they'd think the connection was bad and end the awkwardness. Then, as soon as they hung up the call, I realized I'd left my music on in the background the whole time. FML
Today, I was talking online to this guy, and everything was great. He then sent a voice message and his accent was a deal breaker. FML
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Top comments
omfg_creepers 8
That was DEAFinatly akward.
titopei 0
scumbag, I like that
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Comments (210)
ncb1998 0
Deaf people still listen to music. It just has to be high bass so they can feel the bass.
boycrazy30007 12
You know most deaf people actually do enjoy music. They mainly like music with a lot of base because they can feel the vibrations.
LexiiBooo 1
Deaf people can still listen to music .
doglover100 29
Deaf people can like music. Eaither by the vibrations or if it's turned up really loud. There is several degrees of deafness.
polobeastjkc 5
Deaf people still like music
angeluv_2014 22
Okay?? So what? I'm sure he gets that all the time and he's acctually probably glad that you don't just think of him as "the deaf guy". And, besides, I think deaf people can enjoy music if I'm not mistaken... I don't see how that not possible if Behtoven was deaf. :/ This FML sucks.
jetdyl95 10
That's not that bad. Just an honest mistake
Drbenblitz 9
Deaf people like music, just super loud so they can feel it
rickygo 7
Deaf people love music!! I myself am deaf, my girlfriend is deaf. When on a drive we put our music on full blast and FEEL the music.
fantasyworld 39
Deaf people can still listen to music.