Today, I was telling one of my patients I was upset because my sister wants to go to beauty school, and that I don't want her getting a worthless qualification and to aim higher. My patient replied by saying she's a hair dresser. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my sister tried to convince me to go to a plastic surgeon, because "Bitchface Syndrome's no joke." FML
Today, my dad, under threats of disowning me, insisted that I offer my sister a job in my company. I run my own law firm, she is a hairdresser. FML
Today, my therapist told me that I need to do something different with my hair. Then I paid her. FML
Today, I got a haircut at a fancy salon and made small talk with the stylist. While she washed my hair, I said, “Wow, this is better than my girlfriend does it.” She replied, “That’s because I’m a professional. Also, I’m your girlfriend’s cousin.” FML
Today, my little sister, who's still in high school, proved beyond a doubt she's better at my computer repair job than I am. She proved it in front of my customers and my manager, who brushed me aside and offered her a job as soon as she graduates. FML
Today, I got in an argument with my teacher for always comparing me to my sister that she had a few years before. After I said, "I'm not my sister so please stop comparing me to her," she responded, "Of course you're not your sister, I actually like your sister." FML
Today, my mother told me I should think about quitting school. She explained that the reason was because she didn't want me to be more successful than my older sisters. FML
Today, I was at the hairdresser's getting a trim. The lady doing my hair commented on how beautiful and luscious my hair was, which made me feel really good. I later overheard her telling her colleague that hair as nice as mine was wasted on someone with a face like mine. FML
Today, my sister has been going on and on about how sexy her new doctor is. She’s been plotting to fake an illness just to see him again. When I explained that doctors are professionals and even if he were interested it would be unethical for him to say so, she called me a fat, jealous loser. FML
Today, I got my sister to pluck my eyebrows. She shaped them wrong, so now I look constantly sad. FML
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chelle82 0
I've been doing hair for 10 years now and make quite a bit more money than most of my friends who have "professional" jobs. Next time you're getting your own hair done why don't you take a moment to ask your stylist about the Anatomy and Physiology, Chemistry, and Electricity classes he/she had to take before you write it off as a "worthless qualification".
Iknoweverything 29
First off, you can make good money in hair. Women are vain, men are vain, and everyone is willing to pay to look good. And before you write it off as worthless, why don't you cut someone's hair, and see how it turns out? While I would never go into hairdressing, I would never deem it worthless... otherwise my hair would look like crap. Second off, you should ALWAYS know what your patients work in before complaining. It avoids insulting them. Third off... your patients are NOT paying you to complain. Do your job, be cheerful, and listen to THEM complain. Fourth off... I hope your hairdresser never hears you think low of him. You may never look acceptable again.
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Comments (89)
whiskerz 0
Wow, OP! Way to open mouth and insert foot. I hope your "worthwhile" degree taught you that particular removal procedure.
dubstep87 0
suck off
TryptamineDreame 0
Some things are better left unsaid, OP.
sexycowgirl 0
i am in school for it i like to see u do it .....
roketkween 0
as a hairdresser myself I agree, I'm very well off, it depends on how you handle your money and what you choose to do with it. so screw you op
MuchDance90s 0
if a person is passionate about his profession, he will excel I'd rather a hair stylist who LOVES what he does than a doctor who hates his job yikes :-p
ice_rose88 0
exactly.
cbby18 1
well considering I'm only 18 years old, i have my diploma in beauty therapy, I drive a very expensive car and have my own apartment, so don't be saying to aim higher when you can accomplish alot no matter what industry you work in.
medfly 2
if being born to rich parents was my goal...
mkeupisartt 0
You're ignorant for thinking that do you know all the possibilities your sister will have from having her license.
monnanon 14
You complete twat. She is doing what makes her happy leave her be. Your comment actually makes you sound jealous of your sister.
aluma 0
yeah you sound like an asshole.