Today, I was talking to my mom about how my fiancé has been ignoring me and that I didn't know why. Turns out, my mother told him that I was too much of a handful, was mentally disturbed and also cheating on him. Just so I wouldn't move out and would keep cleaning her house for free. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I discovered that the reason my mom hasn't been noticing the extra cleaning I've done lately is because her boyfriend took credit when she asked about it; and was rewarded for it in bed. I helped him get with my mom. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mom is talking shit about me to anyone who will listen, all because I refused to stay at her house and help her with a few chores she said she would pay me for. She keeps leaving out the part where I saw dozens of bed bugs not even 5 minutes after I got there. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML
Today, my boyfriend just told me that his mom told him to break up with me, and that she would pay him to do it. His mom is a bitch. FML
Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML
Today, my mom ambushed me with my cheating ex-fiancé, thinking being in the same room would miraculously change the past and we’d get back together. When I tried to walk out, my mom screamed like a banshee and latched onto my leg. After this I’m putting her in a retirement home and never visiting. FML
Today, my mom told me how happy she is that I'm living with her. No wait, that was a month ago. Now she tells me it’s “bad timing” that I'm living with her while she potentially has a new boyfriend, because things like me demanding that people tidy up after themselves might upset him. FML
Today, I overheard my mom’s boyfriend viciously berating and verbally abusing her. I got in his face and started yelling that he can’t talk to her that way. He stormed out and we haven’t heard from him since. Now my mom is pissed and wants to kick me out for “ruining” her relationship. Sorry I guess. FML
Today, my mother is such a nosy, intruding busybody, she has driven away my last three boyfriends who could no longer stand her. My latest fella had even proposed, but he asked for the ring back and you can bet he blamed my mother for repeatedly involving herself in our private business. FML
Today, I was busy going over wedding plans with my fiancé, when my mother called. Apparently, she wants me to "drop the joke" about this "fake engagement", because she was under the impression I was only dating a white guy to piss her and dad off, and was now getting carried away with it. FML
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mj2123 0
Sounds like mom is the one who is mentally disturbed...
redbluegreen 41
And you still live with a crazy woman because?
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Comments (107)
plexico 4
Your fiance knows that your mom is what you are going to become. Your mom is a devious, manipulative, selfish liar. God know what she looks like. He saw the future and it wasn't pretty. You should move far away before you start dating again and tell every man you are an orphan.
jailbot 7
It so isn't fair to say that a woman's mother is what she will become. **** that. I don't ever want to be like my mother. I think that only applies to what the mother looks like (weight and how much/or little she has aged.
plexico 4
I didn't say it's fair -- it just is.
escualida 0
i agree, it's probably inevitable that a woman will age like her mother (although i've seen exceptions), but acting like her can be helped. My mom is nothing like my grandmother (thank god).
plexico 4
Her life IS a vacuum, 'cuz it sucks!
darkmis1 18
Talk to your fiancé. Tell him the truth, and he should understand. If he doesn't, he's not worth it.
glassisass 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
i dont think its true. i mean i dont think your mom would tell you that. i mean she would probably lie but she wouldnt do that kinda of shit. she was probably just kidding or something.
Jari 0
You have a lot to learn about the world, man.
cadillacgal79 32
Say "I mean" one more time, I dare you.
iFruit 0
Wow, FYL. I hope soon we see a FML that your mom wrote about all the horrible things you did to her...
GodsOfWrath 0
I just don't think it's right that you kept, you being mentally challenged from your fiance. Also, in the future, don't tell your mother that you're having an affair...
lets_be_ian 5
unless the affair was with the mother, in which case there is little chance of hiding it. This also explains the true reason for the Jealous mother who doesn't want her seeing anyone else.
GreenAlbatross 3
The bit about mental illness was most likely another lie. How stupid are you?
singachic87 0
I'm pretty sure that the original commenter was using sarcasm.
Nakedsquirrel 5
Wouldn't someone that's your fiance have been with you long enough to know that you're "a handful" and mentally disturbed? And if he believed you were cheating on him, why would he just be ignoring you if not confronting you about it? Yeah, this one isn't bullshit.
zipit66 0
Ah, yet another "my family member lied to my SO and my SO believed them rather than me" FML. Aren't you people even trying anymore?
anniemarie 0
FAKE.
Choscura 0
you know, this is a site about how ****** up life can be. Unless the topic is completely unrelated, I don't think any comment needs to be moderated. My two cents about the mother: rent a paint sprayer and paint the entire house neon green- on the inside- without removing any furniture, belongings, etc. you'll need about a day to do this, probably, and probably 4 hours of drying time- minimum- for every surface. you can even skimp on the paint- why the hell bother making this look like a professional job?- and use only one five-gallon container of paint. get an extra bucket, pour half the paint in that, mix both with water until both buckets are full, you'll be done with the house in no time. The other advantage of this is that you can stensil the word 'BITCH' into every room with masking tape. for best effect, do this above her bed too, so that she has to see it every night before she falls asleep. with two, three friends, you can have this done to spectacular effect and have all your belongings moved out in one day.
Blah333 0
Wow your moms a bitch. Move out