Today, I was talking to my mom about how my fiancé has been ignoring me and that I didn't know why. Turns out, my mother told him that I was too much of a handful, was mentally disturbed and also cheating on him. Just so I wouldn't move out and would keep cleaning her house for free. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I discovered that the reason my mom hasn't been noticing the extra cleaning I've done lately is because her boyfriend took credit when she asked about it; and was rewarded for it in bed. I helped him get with my mom. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mom is talking shit about me to anyone who will listen, all because I refused to stay at her house and help her with a few chores she said she would pay me for. She keeps leaving out the part where I saw dozens of bed bugs not even 5 minutes after I got there. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML
Today, my boyfriend just told me that his mom told him to break up with me, and that she would pay him to do it. His mom is a bitch. FML
Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML
Today, my mom ambushed me with my cheating ex-fiancé, thinking being in the same room would miraculously change the past and we’d get back together. When I tried to walk out, my mom screamed like a banshee and latched onto my leg. After this I’m putting her in a retirement home and never visiting. FML
Today, my mom told me how happy she is that I'm living with her. No wait, that was a month ago. Now she tells me it’s “bad timing” that I'm living with her while she potentially has a new boyfriend, because things like me demanding that people tidy up after themselves might upset him. FML
Today, I overheard my mom’s boyfriend viciously berating and verbally abusing her. I got in his face and started yelling that he can’t talk to her that way. He stormed out and we haven’t heard from him since. Now my mom is pissed and wants to kick me out for “ruining” her relationship. Sorry I guess. FML
Today, my mother is such a nosy, intruding busybody, she has driven away my last three boyfriends who could no longer stand her. My latest fella had even proposed, but he asked for the ring back and you can bet he blamed my mother for repeatedly involving herself in our private business. FML
Today, I was busy going over wedding plans with my fiancé, when my mother called. Apparently, she wants me to "drop the joke" about this "fake engagement", because she was under the impression I was only dating a white guy to piss her and dad off, and was now getting carried away with it. FML
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mj2123 0
Sounds like mom is the one who is mentally disturbed...
redbluegreen 41
And you still live with a crazy woman because?
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Comments (107)
nuttinick 0
demand to bwe paid or get ur own place.
sammy6597 0
probably fake , but if not, wow your mums a superbitch:)
guillotine_fml 0
isn't it time to cut the umbilical cord, dear mommy?
ashblueeyez14 0
sucks for you get married any time soon?
boredinjp 17
And the reason you are still staying at your mother's house is...?
Intoxicunt 6
It also sounds like her life revolves around a vacuum.
idkweird 0
I feel like this person is only like 16 or something... Truth is, you probably shouldn't be engaged if you aren't already out there on your own. OP seems a little co-dependant.
cynicallysenecal 0
I was engaged before I moved out of my mothers house. But soon there after I moved out and then a year later bought a house and moved in with my fiance.
GreenAlbatross 3
She might still be with her mother because of the economy. A lot of people can't afford to live alone. It could also be because her mother needs assistance or has a dangerous medical condition. Or the mum might even be guilt-tripping her daughter into staying. There are tons of good reasons people would continue living with their parents. In fact, that's the norm in most Asian cultures, and you know, they make up about 40% of the world's population. And it's not that uncommon in Europe, South America and Africa. The US is weird.
containsnosoy 0
If your soon-to-be husband cannot talk to you about things like this, then chances are you two wont go very far.
movies12 0
UR MOTHER IS A FAT BITCH!!!! THAT IS JUST AWFUL! :( FYL!!
JBoyes09 0
What a bitch. Just don't clean her house.