Today, I was talking to my manager about a movie. She asked what main actors were in it, but the only one I could remember was Forest Whitaker. I told her then immediately blurted out "You know, the one with the freaky lazy eye." My manager has a lazy eye. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was talking with a coworker about movie actors. I was trying to remember Forest Whitaker’s name and I blurted out, “the droopy-eyed King of Scotland.” Boy, did I get some looks. FML
Today, a woman was staring at me. This went on for about five minutes until I couldn't take it anymore. I screamed at her to cut it out. It turns out she had a lazy eye. FML
Today, at work, I was making an appointment for an old lady who told me, "You look like a movie star!" I started to thank her when she followed up with, "Like that girl from the horror movie! Your black hair and pale skin makes you look scary! Oh, sorry…" with the coworker I hate the most sitting right next to me. FML
Today, I was at work and was trying to cheer up my stressed out manager by chatting. We were on the subject of sleeping in when I told her that I loved to be lazy and sleep in when I could. She looked up and down me and then answered, "I can see that." FML
Today, at work, I was discussing animated movies with a male senior who's got kids. I was trying to refer to Zootopia but couldn't remember the name. I went, "Zoo, zoo... filia?" Silence. It wasn't until I got home an hour later that I realized what I said. FML
Today, I so obviously dozed off during a video call at work. Afterwards, my manager messaged me asking if I was OK. I was mortified, and now I'm "on his watch." FML
Today, I went to a movie with a girl I went to high school with. There was a preview for an upcoming 3D movie. I asked her if she had ever seen a 3D movie before. She told me she couldn't because she is blind in one eye. Apparently it's a "sensitive subject." FML
Today, I managed to multitask too much at work. I turned around, adjusted my glasses, swept hair out of my face, and blinked. In the process, I walked into my manager, causing me to simultaneously punch myself in the mouth. FML
Today, I called into work because I was too tired to keep my eyes open. My boss berated me over the phone, saying I should be more like that other employee who came in with a broken toe. That was me. FML
Today, a man kept talking and laughing like an idiot all through the movie I was watching. I thought he was high, so I called him a moron and told him to shut the hell up. It turned out he wasn't high. He was just "special". FML
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marinus_fml 20
His eye isn't really lazy. He's just secretly checking you out with one eye.
PSQ91 6
You're gonna be fired OP
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Comments (74)
eatlesschipmunks 0
YDI for being a dumb ass
notsoluckypup 12
just tell ur manager tht Whitaker had a FREAKY lazy eye and they have a normal one :-)
buggybeauty 0
he doesn't have a lazy eye. he has Ptosis (drooping eyelid). you're dumb and YDI big time
LaceyPixie 0
You completely deserve it...
melibear89 7
nice one OP
the4starr 3
my dad has a lazy eye!
Exadrin 0
Tell yoir boss to play more video fames, it halps
irgndsondepp 15
That was unnecessary. Everbody knows who Forest Whitaker is.
rougeunicorn03 17
That was pretty insensitive.
writerchic85 26
He doesn't have a lazy eye so to say, it's a condition that causes his eyelid to droop. Lazy eye is actually an underdeveloped muscle that causes it to turn inward instead of facing normally. I've had one my whole life. It can be corrected with glasses most times. In either way, you tend not to notice it after a while. I hope your boss wasn't offended. I wouldn't have been!