Today, I was talking to a girl online and she stopped talking to me abruptly after seeing my picture. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I finally exchanged pictures with the woman I've been seeing online for some time now. She replied, saying "Thats not funny. Some people actually look like that." I sent my real picture, and thought I actually looked pretty good in it. FML
Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML
Today, I was browsing the internet and I found a picture of my girlfriend on uglypeople.com. FML
Is this catfishing?
Today, I went on a date with someone I've been talking to online for weeks. Unfortunately, it turns out they'd used old photos and misrepresented themselves, and I didn't find them attractive at all. Even I'm not that desperate. We ended up having an awkward dinner and I couldn't wait for it to be over. FML
Today, I was looking at the page of a girl I've had this big crush on for a long time. After getting a date with her and taking her horse back riding and having a picture taken of the two of us I find that she paint shopped me out of the picture before posting it. FML
Today, I was rejected by a girl when she told me she is not ready to date. We met on a dating website. FML
Caught in the act
Today, I was on the computer in the library on campus. I was Facebook-stalking a really cute girl that I often see on campus. As I'm looking at her profile pictures, I turn around and the girl is standing right behind me. She gave me a disgusted look and walked off. FML
Today, I realized my online dating profile has gotten more views with no picture than it has with my picture. FML
Today, I went on a 70-mile drive to the next town over to finally meet this beautiful girl I had talked to online. To my surprise, she looked exactly how she did in her pictures, minus the ring on her finger and the fiancé who wanted to punch me in the face. FML
Stolen valor
Today, I was on Facebook when I saw a picture a popular girl I don't talk to had posted of her fake ID. She had used my full name and identical signature. FML
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WCARlover 35
Better to lose a shallow girl fast instead of wasting time on her
benne76 0
been there too. whenever I feel bad about my appearance I remember, no matter what look like you are someone's masturbatory fantasy.
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Comments (23)
THswagPLAYA 1
This has happened to me too man, I talked to this girl for 2 months until I we decided to exchange pics and she never messaged me again after that
RichardPencil 32
I try to get the pic exchange thing over with sooner rather than later. You don't want to get emotionally invested in someone who is not going to accept your appearance.
LevelupKid 8
Same
Winchester1990 19
Have to admit I've done that before but that was because the guy lied about his age and had horrible hygiene
nevereyes 31
Nothing wrong with women having standards. Looks say a lot about a person and their life style.
Regulate 21
I had the same last week. Sucks to be us!
Shawn Rau 3
Ouch. That's gotta hurt. On the upside, you probably dodged a bullet. You don't want someone so superficial.
kikimiko 7
Sorry buddy. Happened to me but it was my voice instead :(. Nanny voice over here (I'm a woman)
woody01373 3
Been there m8 really sucks but you don't want shallow trash anyways
neuronerd 29
If it makes you feel better, my boyfriend is like the least photogenic person on the planet, but I think he's hot in real life. Maybe you're the type who would do better meeting people in person. I met him at a party, and ended up being the one to ask him out in the first place.
asifcherani 5
happens all time for me