Today, I was taking the metro into DC for my internship. Two guys came in and started talking to each other in Arabic. One boy turned to the other said "Do you think shes cute?" The other responded "Her face is hideous but she has nice tits." I am fluent in Arabic. They were looking at me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my sister and I saw a guy with a terrible nose job coming up the bus. She said to me, "Look how ugly that guy is" in our native tongue. The man sat down right in front of us, took his phone out, and started talking our language. FML
Today, I was asked to translate for a family in Arabic since I’m the only one in my office who speaks Arabic. Turns out the family is actually from Bangladesh. They speak Bengali. When I explained this to my coworker he replied, “But aren’t y’all Middle Easterns related or something?” FML
Today, I was walking by a bunch of pretty girls. I'm not the most attractive boy, so I walked by nervously. I heard one yell, "Hey cutie!" I turned to look, and they started laughing. She said, "Oh my god, sorry! I assumed you were cute from your butt!" Apparently, my ass is nicer than my face. FML
Today, I finished the rather expensive Arabic language course I have been taking for about 6 months. I still can't hold a conversation, but I can now say, "May Allah give you a headache and you are stuck in Beirut's traffic for two hours." FML
Today, I was walking towards a group of guys playing basketball, who stopped and stared at me while saying, "Daaaamn..." As I passed them, one of them said, "She looked hotter from a distance." FML
Today, I was taking the subway to work when I saw a really hot girl. Noticing that she, like me, had a Dunkin' Donuts coffee, I tried to start a conversation by saying, "Is that Double Ds you have there?" She didn't pick up that I was talking about the coffee. FML
Today, I was harassed repeatedly by other passengers during my flight for speaking Arabic and sounding aggressive. I was in no way being aggressive, and I had to speak Arabic because it's the only language my mother-in-law speaks. Such a fuss was made, I did end up being questioned by TSA. FML
Today, I went to work to find two new beautiful trainees. I thought maybe I might be able to hook up with one of them, so I walk up and flash my blue eyes and begin to act like a gentleman. Not five minutes into our conversation the girls ask me if there are any cute guys working here. FML
Today, as I was walking out of a restaurant with my boyfriend, I saw some guys checking me out. One of them walked up to my boyfriend and said, "Dude, you and your girlfriend have matching moustaches!" FML
Today, two drop dead gorgeous Australians asked me for directions. Being so shocked by their beauty and accents, I couldn't get words out of my mouth. Then one said to the other, "Nope, she doesn't speak English", then walked away. FML
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sleepless15_p 0
I hate people who tell secrets in public and insult people with a different language. You should have freaked out on those assholes.
effmailyfe 0
You should have made some comment about small penises. Or something...
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afj67 0
i really hope you told them that they were assholes... in Arabic!
nitrorustler 0
So, this reminds me of the one where the kid speaks fluent Chinese, and is insulted to his face. Also, the one where the same situation happens, only some sort of European language. THis has been the base of many jokes for at least 20 years. Please, think of something new.
hiyaa 0
sorry, this shit happens all the time, hidden in one form or another. that may be another language, another location, blah blah, but guys will always talk about girls, and if you are ugly, at least be thankful you have a decent body.
timemaster666666 0
i love how i know the guys who did that!!! hahah i have a friend who had them in their school !! small world aint it?
theoldGP 0
its so ****** up when people do that. wow you totally should have talked back to them in Arabic. haha but at least you have nice **** =] #140 - original poster
cyxx 0
129 - wrestler was a blatant racist whose posts FML evidently deleted. What he said was: "THE ONLY REASON I'M SAYING THIS IS BECAUSE ALMOST ALL OF YOU WERE THINKING IT, AND NOBODY HAD THE BALLS TO SAY IT: Next time it happens say in Arabic "hey needled*ck, do me a favor- stop disrespecting women, stop dressing in rags, and stop having your buddies tryin to bomb us all the time... and MAYBE i'd go out with you! You know, you remind me of an a**hole- cuz you're hairy, and you smell like sh*t! ...Oh, and there's still a long strand of toilet paper stuck around your hair. Lemme get that for you." *rip* f*ckin arabs, comin over here thinkin they have a right to bomb twin towers and then go talk about our women. p*ssy a** b*tches cant even fight normally or talk straight up to ppl, they gotta hide behind their p*ssy language barrier and "political correctness" so nobody can say anything about em. well F that ... Our country is being attacked by terrorists... Iran wants to nuke us... illegal immigrants swarm our country and lower wages for the rest of us and send money back to mexico... we have to pay 22 billion in taxes to cover welfare given to illegal immigrant hispanics every year... the progressives in america want to either end secret ballots (to take rights AWAY from workers) or implement socialism altogether... the political correctness makes it perfectly acceptable to make fun of whites, and sort of passable to make fun of asians or Jews, but then its horrible to ever make fun of blacks, hispanics, or muslims (which commit the most crimes and *gasp* problems in society! how IRONIC!)..... ....white people? You mean the race that has created the most inventions in the world, done the most for society, given the most in charities over the history of the world, committed the least crimes in america, makes the most money in america, gives the most in charity in america, is the nicest to their kids (and best parents) in america, who spend the most time with their kids in america, who emphasize hard work, intelligence, virtue, loving others, athleticism, and success more than any other race in america..... I COULD GO ON AND ON AND ON!!!!!!! =============== Yes, I may be racist! But WHY THE HELL should I be expected to WANT or LIKE other races here, when all they do is RAISE crime rates, RAISE welfare rates, RAISE taxes to pay for that welfare, RAISE unemployment, LOWER the average wage for workers, RAISE the amount of fights and graffiti and vandalism and drugs in schools and in america, RAISE the amount of negative influences to our culture, etc. etc. etc.!!! What's so wrong with wishing for a simply peaceful, all-white society instead of a giant mess with everybody in it, where some people are always fighting and hating one another, nobody ever really understands everybody else's culture totally, and where the minorities bring our society DOWN?" Disgusting, isn't it?
SadPanda22 0
ROFL at the uninformed intolerant POS above me. . .but that being said thats awful. but hey at least you got a great rack :)
cyxx 0
SadPanda22, I really hope you (and everyone else) understands that post #150 that I just made was a quote from someone else, and not my actual opinion, but the complete opposite ... sorry if you did understand that, just making sure that no one thinks that I would ever say that.
wellaintit_irony 0
should have said "thanks, youre not that attractive either, but maybe you have a nice enough dick to make up for it...but prolly not" in arabic of course. salam. :)
SVelasquez 0
This would be the part where I go. "At least my boobs make up for my face...probably unlike your balls."