Today, I was taking a selfie. My grandma saw me, then after smirking to herself, she went and told my parents that I was "doing that sexting thing". They believed her and grounded me, even after I showed that all my photos and sent messages were totally innocent. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML
Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
Today, my grandma posted an embarrassing childhood photo on my school's events page. I told her everyone could see it, and asked if she could take it down. She freaked and commented on it, apologizing for posting it. Now I feel guilty for embarrassing her, and it's still on the page. FML
Today, I'm grounded for literally the whole summer because my parents found out that I was still seeing my grandma behind their backs, even though they banned her from ever seeing us again after she spanked my sister. FML
Today, my mom walked into the bathroom while I was taking a pic to send to my long-distance boyfriend. She then told me I would go to hell for flaunting myself at guys. I was fully clothed, sending a pic to see if he liked my new haircut. That and I'm 21. FML
Today, I checked my Facebook to find I had been tagged in a bunch of photos from a party I had attended last night. On each picture I had a comment from my mom saying, "You're grounded." FML
Today, I was trying to teach my Aunt and Gran to use Google drive to share and upload pictures, when I scrolled past an image of my… yep. I didn't have a mirror when the pic was taken and I was concerned about a sore. Now they just think I'm a whore. FML
Today, I was teaching my grandma how to use her new tablet. After explaining and setting everything up, I left her alone to check her email. When I came back, she'd somehow "mistakenly" sent an email to our entire family with the subject line "Help! My grandson thinks I'm a dipshit and has kidnapped me!" FML
Today, I sent my grandfather a picture of me because he hasn't seen me in years. I guess I should wear makeup next time, because he sent back a heavily photoshopped and cropped version and told me how beautiful I look. FML
Today, a kid from school came to my house. He asked my dad if I was at home, because we were "planning a bit of the old, you know…" and made an obscene gesture. Now I'm grounded for a month, and no matter what I say, my dad won't believe that I've never even spoken to the kid before. FML
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flashback.miss 28
your username, wtf? that aside, try returning the favour and frame her for something?
ZorroRooster 19
OP believes her grandma is an old hag, and wishes death upon her. Pretty straightforward, really.
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Comments (171)
grtfuldeadlovr 27
Memaw sucks what a bitter old woman whose husband has died because men are usually the 1st to go.
fk18 27
So you wish your grandma would "******* die" because she got in your way of taking selfies? Seems reasonable... Not. YDI
lndala 15
I'm pretty sure that's not why she wants her granny to die. She's probably upset that her parents didn't believe her and with a username like that, I think there are deeper problems between gran and child than interrupted selfies
khaled_almu 13
Your grandma so funny
mikbrooke 25
or she could be so upset over the fact that her parents dont believe her even after showing them the proof, & blames grandmother, hence the username.
TheLadyOpal 30
Very nearly clicked FYL until I saw your charming username. Grow up a little, eh?
BvbArmy_0 18
Bad news: your grandmother's a bitch Good News: not as bad as my grandma
iamthunder 4
Hide a camera in the bathroom get a picture of her naked then send it to everyone on the internet then pretend you found it online by accident and show your parents.
Not_Impressed13 9
Ew. Just ew.
domolovesyoshi 33
aside from the really horrible username, we're forgetting something the parents are really ******* dense if, even after they saw how innocent the pics and texts were they still grounded her for sexting when she wasn't.
touch_phobia 13
They probably thought "she must have deleted it, after all, I was told by an adult that she did it so she must have". Some parents will go to any lengths to make their children seem guilty. My parents constantly say that I'm hiding things with my advanced knowledge of technology. I am a very honest person but they are convinced that because I am young, I must be dishonest.
touch_phobia 13
it doesn't help that my siblings both got into a lot of trouble and found ways to deceive their parents. At this point they think anything ant youth says is a lie
stephers202020 11
if you were my kid I would ground you for the username alone!
mvc3ftw 17
If you were my kid,I would disown you.
chickenfeet223 11
Grandmother just did the most