Today, I was taking a selfie. My grandma saw me, then after smirking to herself, she went and told my parents that I was "doing that sexting thing". They believed her and grounded me, even after I showed that all my photos and sent messages were totally innocent. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML
Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
Today, my grandma posted an embarrassing childhood photo on my school's events page. I told her everyone could see it, and asked if she could take it down. She freaked and commented on it, apologizing for posting it. Now I feel guilty for embarrassing her, and it's still on the page. FML
Today, I'm grounded for literally the whole summer because my parents found out that I was still seeing my grandma behind their backs, even though they banned her from ever seeing us again after she spanked my sister. FML
Today, my mom walked into the bathroom while I was taking a pic to send to my long-distance boyfriend. She then told me I would go to hell for flaunting myself at guys. I was fully clothed, sending a pic to see if he liked my new haircut. That and I'm 21. FML
Today, I checked my Facebook to find I had been tagged in a bunch of photos from a party I had attended last night. On each picture I had a comment from my mom saying, "You're grounded." FML
Today, I was trying to teach my Aunt and Gran to use Google drive to share and upload pictures, when I scrolled past an image of my… yep. I didn't have a mirror when the pic was taken and I was concerned about a sore. Now they just think I'm a whore. FML
Today, I was teaching my grandma how to use her new tablet. After explaining and setting everything up, I left her alone to check her email. When I came back, she'd somehow "mistakenly" sent an email to our entire family with the subject line "Help! My grandson thinks I'm a dipshit and has kidnapped me!" FML
Today, I sent my grandfather a picture of me because he hasn't seen me in years. I guess I should wear makeup next time, because he sent back a heavily photoshopped and cropped version and told me how beautiful I look. FML
Today, a kid from school came to my house. He asked my dad if I was at home, because we were "planning a bit of the old, you know…" and made an obscene gesture. Now I'm grounded for a month, and no matter what I say, my dad won't believe that I've never even spoken to the kid before. FML
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flashback.miss 28
your username, wtf? that aside, try returning the favour and frame her for something?
ZorroRooster 19
OP believes her grandma is an old hag, and wishes death upon her. Pretty straightforward, really.
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Comments (171)
SimplyDope 3
I would disown her lol jk
DanniNell 13
My grandpa just recently told my grandma and everyone that I called him an asshole just to make him seem like I started the argument yesterday when he was the one telling me crap out of the blue. I had called him an asshole once and that was 2 years ago because he was being one to me. I'm glad my grandma told him off though. =)
xsydneyx123 28
you sound like a 13 year old idiot..
syed121417 22
Says the girl who's profile picture is a selfie...
Adam5858 17
Never know she could be jealous
Wakachulak 22
You had my YDI at 'selfie'
snippit 18
Maybe you were sexting and they did see dirty pics and your just lying to us to make yourself feel better?? Might be jumping to conclusions but YDI just for your username thingo.
imbedderdenu 23
wow nice user name.
VHenryFrankey 5
Was about to say FYL....but then I saw your username and decided not to. She may have made up stories, but she doesn't deserve to die.
Kuro_Kamen 12
pretty sure grandma's dicking around, plus it seems like you deserve more with that username.
zeldymeldy 5
Haha same thing happened to me :/