Today, I was taking a selfie. My grandma saw me, then after smirking to herself, she went and told my parents that I was "doing that sexting thing". They believed her and grounded me, even after I showed that all my photos and sent messages were totally innocent. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML
Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
Today, my grandma posted an embarrassing childhood photo on my school's events page. I told her everyone could see it, and asked if she could take it down. She freaked and commented on it, apologizing for posting it. Now I feel guilty for embarrassing her, and it's still on the page. FML
Today, I'm grounded for literally the whole summer because my parents found out that I was still seeing my grandma behind their backs, even though they banned her from ever seeing us again after she spanked my sister. FML
Today, my mom walked into the bathroom while I was taking a pic to send to my long-distance boyfriend. She then told me I would go to hell for flaunting myself at guys. I was fully clothed, sending a pic to see if he liked my new haircut. That and I'm 21. FML
Today, I checked my Facebook to find I had been tagged in a bunch of photos from a party I had attended last night. On each picture I had a comment from my mom saying, "You're grounded." FML
Today, I was trying to teach my Aunt and Gran to use Google drive to share and upload pictures, when I scrolled past an image of my… yep. I didn't have a mirror when the pic was taken and I was concerned about a sore. Now they just think I'm a whore. FML
Today, I was teaching my grandma how to use her new tablet. After explaining and setting everything up, I left her alone to check her email. When I came back, she'd somehow "mistakenly" sent an email to our entire family with the subject line "Help! My grandson thinks I'm a dipshit and has kidnapped me!" FML
Today, I sent my grandfather a picture of me because he hasn't seen me in years. I guess I should wear makeup next time, because he sent back a heavily photoshopped and cropped version and told me how beautiful I look. FML
Today, a kid from school came to my house. He asked my dad if I was at home, because we were "planning a bit of the old, you know…" and made an obscene gesture. Now I'm grounded for a month, and no matter what I say, my dad won't believe that I've never even spoken to the kid before. FML
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flashback.miss 28
your username, wtf? that aside, try returning the favour and frame her for something?
ZorroRooster 19
OP believes her grandma is an old hag, and wishes death upon her. Pretty straightforward, really.
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Comments (171)
StaySmexy 18
You deserve it, stop taking selfies.
hellphone_fml 37
I see nothing wrong with selfies, why do you guys hate them so much? If a girl feels pretty enough to take one, good for her. As for OP's username, her grandma treats her like this over a selfie, how do you know shes not worse? Yes wishing death is a little extreme but maybe her grandma is a first class bitch.
cmacd_12 15
I don't think morals have anything to do with it.
LegalLoitering 12
That's one of those times you want to move to the other side of the country away from them, for sure.
winchestinalock 21
troll grandma=1 OP=0
touch_phobia 13
My parents do the same thing. They saw on Fox news that people were using Snapchat to sext, and immediately grounded me for having the app. I mean come on, who sexts using snapchat
winchestinalock 21
apparently, a lot of people do!
Mirakledba 10
YDI. I hate selfie takers.
Kendrah18 19
There really is no hope for kids these days is there? You'll regret that username one day, when you grow up and realize how important family is, when they are gone. You little brat. And yes, "selfies" are obnoxious and I am absolutely sick of that word.
katertott 44
I'm guessing you're the grandma...
soragirlfriend 8
Pretty sure if someone was a lying bitch to me I would absolutely not miss them, and probably would piss on their grave.
fawfulster 11
How stupid are the other commenters? Yes, she "wishes the old hag would die". And? Wouldn't you feel the same about your grandma if she framed you after you tried unsuccessfully to prove your innocence? She obviously doesn't literally wish death upon her, but come on! If I were in her case, I'd be pretty pissed too. She's obviously a teenager! Teens can't control their emotions as well as many people would like (and one would hope the older guys here would know better). Hitting YDI for the username and for "taking selfies" makes you guys just as mature/bitchy as the grandma. I feel for you, OP. Try to talk to your parents once more when things calm down a bit.
crazymono13 3
Stop bein a bitch and go beat her up for snitchin