Today, I was surfing and trying to impress some girls on the beach. While I was out in the water, a jellyfish wrapped itself around my torso. I started to yell and freak out, making a huge scene. I grabbed it off of me, only to realize that I was freaking out over a plastic grocery bag. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at the beach, I noticed a plastic bag in the water. I wanted to do something good for a change, help protect the environment and get it out. It wasn't a bag; it was a jellyfish. FML
Today, I was swimming in the ocean, not too far off shore. I had asked my mom to come in, but she was afraid of the water because fish had nipped at her toes or something back in the day. I told her there was nothing to fear. I ended up getting stung on the balls by a jellyfish. FML
Today, I thought I would make my first trip to the beach. While in the water, I was stung by a jellyfish. My friend had to pee on me. I went back into the water to wash the pee off and got stung by another jellyfish. FML
Today, I got stung by jellyfish. As I was writhing in pain on the beach, my dad comes up and asks me to be quiet and that I'm embarrassing him. FML
Today, I went to the beach. My friend decided it would be funny to push me into a bunch of Portuguese Man-O-War jellyfish washed up on the shore. Did you know their tentacles can sting even if they’re dead? FML
Today, at the beach, I swam pretty far out into the ocean. I ended up getting pummelled by the waves and got a painful cramp in my leg. The whole beach watched me flail and scream, while my friends rolled their eyes as they dragged me out of the water. FML
Today, I got stung by jellyfish. As I writhed in pain on the beach, my dad comes up and asks me to be quiet, that I'm embarrassing him. He also mentioned that jellyfish were out today and that I should be careful. Thanks, dad. FML
Today, I dove into the water perfectly, and my bikini bottoms came off. I splashed around nervously. This guy must have thought I was drowning, and dove in to save me. He emerged from the water carrying a half naked girl. FML
Today, I went to the beach on the cote d'azur and the lifeguard told me that even though there were two jellyfish in the bay, it was safe to swim. Five minutes into swimming, I got stung twice. FML
Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML
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zoopooz 0
You are dumb, you would have felt stinging if it was a jellyfish, no?
sudmanster 0
Wait, you're a guy?
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Comments (101)
ThotBoutTheGame 0
nope 2nd.. still awesome, you suck big time man >_>
Serial 2
so plastic bags sting people these days..
kukkakaalia 0
It would still be really scary to be out in the water and have something wrap around you, but you'd definitely know if it was a jellyfish about two seconds after it touched you. : Plus, it can wrap around you if you freak out, but it doesn't do it on purpose. Still, embarrassing. Maybe this is a sign that people shouldn't try to be big shots and impress people? I dunno, just from the amount of "I was trying to impress a girl/guy" FMLs I've read. XD;
youswallow 2
LMFAO
NeverBAckDown_fml 0
lol idiot XD
TeaPirate 0
Gahh number thirteen just made me lose the game.
Icalasari 0
XD I think I approved this one yesterday! I still think you are an idiot. A funny idiot, but an idiot nonetheless You don't deserve this though. I have heard those thing can be nasty, so I would freak out too.
LittleMiss1 0
HAHAHA
choppedNskrewed 0
now you know how the goddamn turtles feel when they see a plastic bag, mistake it for a jellyfish, eat it, then starve to death because they feel full but cannot digest the plastic. Seriously people, DON'T FREAKING LITTER!!! Oh, and also, when you buy six pack sodas/beers/etc., cut the rings before you throw them out so that turtles, dolphins, or even birds don't get stuck in them and die. @OP: hahaha faillll. I'm sure those girls were duly impressed. :::sarcasm::: but i probably would have done the exact same thing
come_again 0
oy. I would have panicked too. Don't worry about it. at least it really wasn't a jellyfish. :)