Today, I was surfing and trying to impress some girls on the beach. While I was out in the water, a jellyfish wrapped itself around my torso. I started to yell and freak out, making a huge scene. I grabbed it off of me, only to realize that I was freaking out over a plastic grocery bag. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at the beach, I noticed a plastic bag in the water. I wanted to do something good for a change, help protect the environment and get it out. It wasn't a bag; it was a jellyfish. FML
Today, I was swimming in the ocean, not too far off shore. I had asked my mom to come in, but she was afraid of the water because fish had nipped at her toes or something back in the day. I told her there was nothing to fear. I ended up getting stung on the balls by a jellyfish. FML
Today, I thought I would make my first trip to the beach. While in the water, I was stung by a jellyfish. My friend had to pee on me. I went back into the water to wash the pee off and got stung by another jellyfish. FML
Today, I got stung by jellyfish. As I was writhing in pain on the beach, my dad comes up and asks me to be quiet and that I'm embarrassing him. FML
Today, I went to the beach. My friend decided it would be funny to push me into a bunch of Portuguese Man-O-War jellyfish washed up on the shore. Did you know their tentacles can sting even if they’re dead? FML
Today, at the beach, I swam pretty far out into the ocean. I ended up getting pummelled by the waves and got a painful cramp in my leg. The whole beach watched me flail and scream, while my friends rolled their eyes as they dragged me out of the water. FML
Today, I got stung by jellyfish. As I writhed in pain on the beach, my dad comes up and asks me to be quiet, that I'm embarrassing him. He also mentioned that jellyfish were out today and that I should be careful. Thanks, dad. FML
Today, I dove into the water perfectly, and my bikini bottoms came off. I splashed around nervously. This guy must have thought I was drowning, and dove in to save me. He emerged from the water carrying a half naked girl. FML
Today, I went to the beach on the cote d'azur and the lifeguard told me that even though there were two jellyfish in the bay, it was safe to swim. Five minutes into swimming, I got stung twice. FML
Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML
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Top comments
zoopooz 0
You are dumb, you would have felt stinging if it was a jellyfish, no?
sudmanster 0
Wait, you're a guy?
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Comments (101)
well_this_sucks 0
you would know if it was a jellyfish. believe me. iv been stung. 2 days before my cousin's wedding. -_-
nom_nom_nom 0
Haha, oh dear. I would have freaked out too though.
kellster 2
Lol, I would have laughed SO HARD if I had been amongst those girls!!!!
vietiscool 2
dude this is crazy. almost same exact thing happened to me. i was snorkeling in hawaii and i was just swimming around the beach when i saw a jellyfish swimming ight under my feet. i started freaking out so i hauled ass back to the sand and then I realized it was just a plastic bag. people shouldn't litter.
Waldorf_fml 0
Muppet.
youaresofucked 0
i second that #57
tiltwrestler 0
Wha-hooaa duuudeeee! That's heinous! a plastic bag? totally tubular! make tracks somewhere else and fast!
1073kat 0
that was overly predictable.
breaksprinter_ 0
lmao. I wouldn't swim in water that had litter in it. fail.
megs8907 0
this FML made me laugh! I could just picture someone freaking out in the water and then pull up a plastic bag and sneakily looking around to see if anyone noticed, lol. I probably would freak out too though not knowing what it was. :-)