Today, I was supposed to start my new job. I had forgotten I had a doctor's appointment, so I called work early and told them I wouldn't be able to start until tomorrow. My boss then terminated my employment. I got fired before I even started. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was supposed to start my first day of work at my dream job. However, my car had other plans and refused to start. When I called my boss to tell him I was going to be late, he told me not to come in at all and fired me on the spot. FML
Today, after resigning from my current job, I was let go from the new job I hadn't even started yet. FML
Today, the day before I was supposed to go back to work after I got sick, ended up in the hospital, and primary doctor put me on medical leave, I got fired. FML
Today, I was let go from my job for not being able to come into work early. FML
Today, on my first day of work, I got fired after 45 minutes. FML
Today, I was enjoying my first vacation day in 2 years. My boss then called me to come in, saying it was an emergency. I got to work and got fired. Yes, my boss made me come in just to fire me. FML
Today, I was fired from a job I didn't have. The manager in charge of calling me to tell me if I got the job never called, and never called me back when I left messages. The only time he called me was to fire me for not coming to orientation, which, by the way, he never called to tell me about. FML
Today, my employer fired me, less than a week before I could become permanent full-time staff. FML
Today I was home sick from work because my doctor gave me a new pill that made me throw up violently. My boss called. I thought she was checking on me. She fired me instead. FML
Today, I was supposed to start a new job. I had accepted a new position with a different company three weeks ago, and gave my notice. At the time, I even trained my replacement. Today, I found out that my new work doesn't need me anymore. So, I'm unemployed. FML
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Top comments
AnOriginalName 19
Did it ever occur to you how it would look, canceling your first day at work?
thefmlman2011 37
If it wasn't too serious, you should of rescheduled the doctors appointment.
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Comments (76)
hbs11476 9
Your own fault. Reschedule the doctor next time
RecklessNapkin 16
Whats with all the job related FMLs today haha
theamazingd 17
Always note your schedule conflicts before you start a new job. That way, when they ask if you can start on a certain date, you can look at what you have and ask to start the next day.
Oz_the_great 10
As a person who has yet to be employed i can sympathize.. sort of.. kind of.. naah who i am kidding.. it was your fault..
randybryant799 21
Are you kidding me? You actually thought that was going to be ok??? I would have fired you too. geez.