Today, I was studying for a midterm, so I put my computer on the side of my desk to make more room for my books. My roommate came in while I wasn't paying attention and tackle-hugged me from behind - I fell over, knocking my computer out the window. I live on the 8th floor. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was messing around in computer class when somebody called my name from the hall. Trying to be smooth, I tried rolling my chair backwards out into the hall. The wheels wasted no time jamming and sending me crashing face-first into the floor in front of everyone. FML
Today, as I was leaving for my chemistry exam, I stepped on one of the countless sheets of chemistry notes that littered the floor following last night's studying. I managed to slip and knock myself out in my own living room. FML
Today, I was reading on my couch when I noticed my cat trying to escape out of an open window. I leapt up to stop her, but in my panic, I tripped over a coffee table leg, slammed my face into a wall, and knocked over a guitar. My cat, meanwhile, just sauntered down, and went off to the kitchen. FML
Today, my alarm went off. I reached to swat it, missed, slipped, smacked my face on my dresser, and fell on the floor. As I picked myself up off the floor, I hit my head on the open top drawer of my other dresser. In 30 seconds of consciousness, I was attacked by two pieces of furniture. FML
Today, in the middle of the night, I got up to go get some water. When I came back, I was going to flop onto my bed, but I faceplanted into my floor. I'd forgotten that I'd rearranged my room and moved my bed. FML
Today, I fell asleep after finishing my exam. I had a dream I was falling and woke up smashing my face on the desk. Everyone laughed. FML
Today, I got a text message. My phone was sitting on the edge of the bed and set on vibrate, so it fell off. I reached down to grab my phone and fell off the bed. My macbook landed on top of me. I fractured my arm and broke my laptop to read a text from facebook. FML
Today, while my teacher was in the middle of a lecture, I accidentally made it so my laptop would display everything upside down. It took me the rest of class to get it right side up again. FML
Today, after a long day at work, I walked into my room with the lights off and jumped on my bed. At least I would've if I haven't rearranged my room and instead face-planted onto my desk. FML
Today, I was terribly late for class, so I rushed to the classroom door, thinking it was unlocked. I smacked face-first into the glass, and awkwardly fell to the floor. Once I got back up, I peeked through the glass, only to realise it wasn't even my class. FML
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boatiebanter 0
Don't know about anyone else, but I would never ever put something as valuable as a laptop next to an open window... That's just asking for an accident to happen.
cadenernest 0
Whoa, kill your roommate.
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Comments (107)
Osakhomen 0
Did you put your laptop on the window pane? If not, it be pretty hard to knock a laptop out a window.
bluejean0991 0
There weren't any screens on your window??? Even if I believed that it was screen-less, why the hell would you put your laptop somewhere where it could possibly fall 8 stories?
playerhata 0
Yeah, I too would be afraid to place my comp near an open window, but then again I wouldn't expect a tackle-hug from behind either. Are we all picturing this computer as a laptop, or is it just #9? I'm actually picturing it as both a desktop or laptop, but that's just because I'm effing awesome and humble.
sparda4355 0
I just got a brand new BMW convertible today and on my way to class some dumb ass dropped a laptop out their window and it safely landed in the seat next to me! I was slightly amused as the computer didn't even turn off and while distracted at the strange luck I drove right into a cement truck! FML
5ivestarz 0
I have to agree with the earlier comments..... How do you accidentally knock a laptop out of a window? It just seems a bit far fetched since I know most laptops, closed or open, are pretty akward to just knock flying like this. This does suck for you....but I want to see the look on the technician's face who's told to try to put all the pieces back together! hahaha lawl
krisFrAnHeehar 0
lol that sucks, if its a mac bring it to the genius bar and say "is there anything you can do about this?" and see what they say
JimmyR_1988 0
if i had a penny for every time i got "tackle hugged"...
TheMuffinMan007 0
you would be able to buy a Big Mac
davidomke 0
7, that sounds like a metal CD "DEATH BY COMPUTER!"
brkn_hearted 0
oh shit!
elemenopyqrstuv 0
why is everyone assuming it was a laptop? it was probably the computer tower to a PC...