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Today, I was stabbed because a mugger got mad that I was broke. FML

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Hey Everyone, OP here. Thanks for all the support and making me laugh. Luckily he hadn't taken anything of value, although he had taken my shoes(ridiculous, I know). I was walking home from my job because my bike was also stolen. Again, FML. I had accidentally left my wallet at my house which is lucky for once. After being stabbed, someone had seen me bleeding, so they called 911. I'm no longer in the hospital as the wound wasn't serious, so I'm doing slightly better. Again, Thanks for the support.

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Should've apologized and offered to give him a free back rub, of course. Don't you know simple mugging etiquette OP?

Jesus Christ OP. Sorry you had to go through that. Sending you love x

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Desperate much? Did he take your phone or anything else that has value?

I'm sorry, mugger. I don't have any money. I spent it all on... THIS GUN!

haha

countryb_cth 38

Please tell me you're being sarcastic. Did you not read the part where OP got stabbed? I'm pretty sure while OP was bleeding in the street or even in the hospital getting patched up he wasn't thinking about the muggers feelings. Plus the mugger chose to commit the crime, doesn't matter what situation you're in there are always other means than robbing someone. Also OP I hope you have a fast recovery both physically and mentally.

I hope he was caught and tried for attempted murder

This is the second time i hear a mugger assaults their victim because they didnt have anything to steal

Where'd you get stabbed?

"Down on Third and Washington."

That sucks the big one. Sorry OP

Follow up OP?

TheSulkingDead 14

Why are people pressing you deserved it? 987 people think poor people should be stabbed?

I really hope you r ok now, I send you all my love