Miscellaneous: Today, I was stabbed because a mugger got mad that I was broke....

Ajax_Teh_Great 20 October 2015, 07:49 United States

Today, I was stabbed because a mugger got mad that I was broke. FML

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Ajax_Teh_Great tells us more.

21 October 2015, 08:36

Hey Everyone, OP here. Thanks for all the support and making me laugh. Luckily he hadn't taken anything of value, although he had taken my shoes(ridiculous, I know). I was walking home from my job because my bike was also stolen. Again, FML. I had accidentally left my wallet at my house which is lucky for once. After being stabbed, someone had seen me bleeding, so they called 911. I'm no longer in the hospital as the wound wasn't serious, so I'm doing slightly better. Again, Thanks for the support.

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HappyItalian 38

20 October 2015, 13:03

Should've apologized and offered to give him a free back rub, of course. Don't you know simple mugging etiquette OP?

InnocenceBlue 38

20 October 2015, 12:58

Jesus Christ OP. Sorry you had to go through that. Sending you love x

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hasooon 24

20 October 2015, 16:17

Ajax_teh_broke

Xion0014 20

20 October 2015, 17:23

Now you have a good reason to carry a gun with you at all times.

Xion0014 20

20 October 2015, 17:25

Sounds like you've learned from experience..

anarchymaniac 22

20 October 2015, 17:27

At least you're lucky to be alive.

vikky538 29

20 October 2015, 17:38

Thats horrible. Hope you have insurance

melanielovejeff 15

20 October 2015, 17:54

My ex hates his life so much that when someone tried mugging him at gun point, he told the mugger to kill him. He would rather get killed than get robbed. The mugger didn't know what to do.