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Ajax_Teh_Great United States

Today, I was stabbed because a mugger got mad that I was broke. FML

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Hey Everyone, OP here. Thanks for all the support and making me laugh. Luckily he hadn't taken anything of value, although he had taken my shoes(ridiculous, I know). I was walking home from my job because my bike was also stolen. Again, FML. I had accidentally left my wallet at my house which is lucky for once. After being stabbed, someone had seen me bleeding, so they called 911. I'm no longer in the hospital as the wound wasn't serious, so I'm doing slightly better. Again, Thanks for the support.

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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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Should've apologized and offered to give him a free back rub, of course. Don't you know simple mugging etiquette OP?

Jesus Christ OP. Sorry you had to go through that. Sending you love x

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Definitely one of the FML's to end all FML's sorry you had to go though that OP. Best of luck for your recovery.